Getting There Is Half the Battle/Quotes

General

References/Trivia

Appearances

Credits

Quotes

Marge: Wow, Homer, how did you ever read what it said?

Homer: I passed out on the cap at Moe's and the writing seared into my cornea.

---

Marge: Kids! We're going skiing!

Homer: But, Mate, I was planning to bring Moe, Barney, Lenny, and Carl.

---

Bart: Mom, we've been sitting at the gate for hours. When are we getting on the plane?

Marge: Patience, honey.

[later still]

Lisa: Mom, we've been sitting on the tarmac for hours. When are we going to takeoff?

Marge: Patience, honey.

[even later still]

Homer: We've been circling Brockway for hours...

Marge: I know, I know!! When are we going to land?!

Flight attendant: Patience, honey.

---

Marge: Homer, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Homer: Close. I'm sure I don't know what I'm doing. But remember, I'm a trained astronaut.

---

Homer: Excuse me, conductor, does this train go to Duffspen?

Conductor: You're in luck. It goes wherever you want it to go! This is the Polar Express!

Bart: Hold on. I skimmed that book and sped through that movie on DVD. The Polar Express was just a dream.

Conductor: Then I guess you're out of luck!