| Fool's Gold
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Fool's Gold is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the For All Rich Mankind content update. It requires King Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on King Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Marge. Notice anything different about your husband?
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Oh dear lord. Did you cover yourself in gold in real life just to feel superior to everybody?
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Of course not. I covered myself in gold in real life to fight inflation! Enjoy your double-digit year-over-year purchasing power drop with your fiat currency!
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Task: "Make King Homer Show Off His Inflation Hedge". The job takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Realize $50 Buys Way Less Groceries Now". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on King Homer's exclamation mark
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Dad, I need to go viral on TikTok. Jump in this vat of acid.
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What?? No way.
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He's just suggesting that because gold is resistant to acid.
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Actually, I didn't know that. So when you jump in there, could you just scream a lot?
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Task: "Make King Homer Polish Himself After His Acid Bath". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Edit Screams Into the Video". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, Cayman Island Banker!
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Good call, reminding the game players who I am. It's strange there's no regular banker character on the show. Anyway, what can I do for you?
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I'd like a loan for three million dollars please.
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Can I ask, what do you plan to use as collateral for that loan?
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Me!
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And what do you plan on doing with this loan?
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Cover myself with silver!
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Sir, I think you have a problem.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on King Homer's exclamation mark
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Fun fact about gold: all the gold that's ever been mined would fit into four Olympic-sized swimming pools.
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I don't think that fact is fun.
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Why not?
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Because I just ordered five Olympic-sized swimming pools full of gold from DefinitelyNotFakeGold.com.
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Look at their website! You should've known this site wasn't legit.
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Because of the low quality photos?
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No, because they have a Yahoo email address.
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Task: "Make King Homer Cancel His Order". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Check His Yahoo Email Account". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, have you seen my wedding ring?
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Um, nope. I have absolutely no idea what happened to it.
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Dad, I think we may have been robbed! My gold bracelet I got for my seventh birthday is missing.
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I'm sure it'll turn up. In some form.
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Hey Homer, the computer repair store called. They said our computer isn't working because for some reason all the gold parts in the circuit board are gone.
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Really? How odd.
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Oh no! I think my gold fillings must've fallen out!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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