Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

For the version performed by Homer, see Escape (The Piña Colada Song) (Sunday, Cruddy Sunday).

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"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"

Song Information Singers: Yeardley Smith Characters: Lisa Simpson Length: 0:50 Writer(s): Rupert Holmes Appearance(s): "Parahormonal Activity"

"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" is a song performed by Lisa at Ned Flanders' wedding.

Lyrics

Lisa:

I was tired of my lady.

We'd been together too long.

Like a worn out recording,

Of a favorite song.

Homer:

A song about having an affair is a weird choice for a wedding.

Marge:

I think it's perfect.

Lisa:

So while she lay there sleeping,

I read the paper in bed.

And in the personal columns,

There was this letter I read.

If you like piña coladas,

And gettin' caught in the rain,

If you're not into yoga,

If you have half a brain.

Behind the Laughter

"Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" is a real song by Rupert Holmes.

Appearances

• Episode – "Parahormonal Activity"