Edna, Queen of the Congo: Jungle Bungle/Quotes
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- Narrator: A hunting party hacks its way through the dense African jungle, led by Bwana Seymour, the whitest of the great white hunters.
- Edna, Queen of the Congo: [thinking] So, another band of western males dares to enter my jungle! Not much to look at, but I'd better keep an eye on them just the same.
- Willie: Ach, give us a break, Seymour...
- Bwana Seymour: Call me Bwana!
- Bwana Seymour: [thinking] I've always wanted to say that!
- Willie: Arr... okay, Bwana! We've been traps'n through this god-forsaken jungle all day with nary a break. We're na machines, sir. We can na take this kind o' punishment!
- Bwana Seymour: There it is! The Puma Palace! These ruins were once the temple of an indigenous tribe of cat lovers. The natives are extinct, but the object of their worship still roams this part of the jungle... ...The ultra-rare purple puma!
- Martin Prince: But sir... I mean, Bwana, I don't believe pumas are found in the Congo.
- Bwana Seymour: I said it was ultra-rare, didn't I?
- Bwana Seymour: Good job, Willie.
- Willie: Aye, sir. Jest doin' m'dooty.
- Bwana Seymour: Now, brave puma... prepare to meet thy taxidermist!
- Bart: You know, this is one of those daily chores that I just never seem to get tired of.
- Bwana Seymour: Why, you little..! Mother shall hear of this! Then you little jungle hooligans will be sorry!
- Bart: Don't have a sacred cow, man.
- Bwana Seymour: No, you're thinking India. This is Africa.
- Bart: Oh, right.
- Nelson Muntz: It's Edna, Queen of the Congo... and she's got a paddle!
- Milhouse Van Houten: And she's drilled holes in it. Run for your lives!
- Bart: You don't scare me, lady. I worship Krus-Tee, god of hilarity. His power will protect me.
- Bwana Seymour: Uh... wait! Couldn't you just let me keep the puma? I'll give him a good home.
- Edna: Not on your life, buster. Just about every month, a group of you idiot hunters comes into my jungle to find that puma. So far, you've all been duds. But someday, I'm going to find one of you that's worth marrying!
- Bwana Seymour: Hey, it's getting hot in here! Do you think you could put out these fires? Miss? Miss?!!
