| Cramping My Smile
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cramping My Smile is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Mirror Mayhem content update. It requires Mirror Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mirror Ned's exclamation mark
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Praise the Lord! I've been summoned to a new world to deliver His word.
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Actually, this is not a new world. It is an alternate universe.
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I don't think either of those words are in the Bible. Are you sure we can't use "new world"?
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It matters not what you call it but, while you're here, do not make physical contact with your self from the old world — I mean alternate universe!
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Why? Will something terribly science-y happen?!
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I have no idea. I've just always wanted to say that to someone.
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Task: "Make Mirror Ned Get a Dictionary". The job takes place at Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Update His Bucket List". The job takes place at Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mirror Ned's exclamation mark
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All that science fiction talk has my soul feeling dirty. I need to pray on this.
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I'm sorry, Mirror Ned, the church is closed for the day. The collection plate contributions don't allow for after-hours air conditioning.
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Well then Reverend, would you have a suggestion for an early evening way to serve the Lord?
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If you're thinking about washing feet down at the homeless shelter, I'm afraid you're too late. New World Ned booked every slot.
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Shucks. A good cankle cleaning always cheers me up.
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You could hand out these pamphlets for me.
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Are these the bulletins for next week's church service?
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No, they're menus for a nearby Chinese restaurant. It's the only advertising we do that people don't throw away.
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Task: "Make Mirror Ned Spread the Word". The job takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Ned Clean Some Cankles". The job takes place at Springfield Men's Mission, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut-Glass Cathedral, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Today's attendance was much higher than normal. The donation basket actually had some paper money in it!
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Happy to do my part distributing menus, Reverend.
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As am I. That's why I started a new social media platform just for Christians — Instagracebook.
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You did? No wonder the crowd was so big! You're a lifesaver, Ned.
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Hmm. What if I started a Christian dating app? That could draw some attention.
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Dear Lord, spare me another battle royale.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mirror Ned's exclamation mark
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I'm tired of playing Ned's game. I need to differentiate myself from him somehow.
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You could try worshipping the devil.
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That's the worst idea I've ever heard, and I once attended a Creationist pickling class.
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No, what I need is a new look. Something that Ned would never think of wearing.
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Like body chains and piercings?
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Be gone, demon!
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Task: "Make Mirror Ned Try a Different Style". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Make More Bad Suggestions". The job takes place at Mirrored Leftorium, Android's Dungeon, Coolsville, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Hallelujah! I've finally found my calling!
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Since this is the third part of the questline, I probably could have predicted that, but what is your calling Mr. Mirror Flanders?
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I'm going to be a trampoline salesman.
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Huh. Couldn't have predicted that.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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