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Tonight, another food frenzy has hit the streets of Springfield — General Chang's Taco Italiano's "Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito".
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Let's find out what our locals have to say about this unlikely, and frankly gross-sounding, combo of cuisines.
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Why, this man here is holding not one, but several Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos!
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Yes, they are for my food blog, "Lard of the Rings", where I review the three pivotal stages of grubbing: at restaurant, in car, and at home.
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But you're holding way more than three.
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The extra burritos I plan to resell at an incredibly marked-up price after the restaurant runs out.
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Please, you gotta help me! General Chang's just sold out of Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos... I need one! I'll pay ANYTHING!
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That'll be $600.
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Woo-hoo! *hands check*
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Whoa, whoa, whoa — I only accept cash, bitcoin, or GameStop stock.
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I know what one of those is. *hands cash* Here! Now gimme my burrito!
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*eats entire burrito*
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So, how was it?
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It was the best burrito I've ever had!
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But was it worth $600?
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Six hundred bucks?! What kind of idiot would pay that much for a burrito?!
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Well, you.
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D'oh!
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I'm Kent Brockman and "good night and good luck" trying to get one of these burritos before they sell out!
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Task: "Make Homer Eat Twenty Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burritos". The job takes place at Luigi's, Bloaters at the Squidport, Chinese Restaurant, Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll, The Dead Lobster, Grub Shack, Tofu Bell, The Happy Sumo, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Ask for a Bite". The job takes place at Luigi's, Bloaters at the Squidport, Chinese Restaurant, Crouching Panda, Hidden Eggroll, The Dead Lobster, Grub Shack, Tofu Bell, The Happy Sumo, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Deposit $12,000 Cash". The job takes place at First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield, Snow Bank, Bank, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
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Homer! Can't we watch something other than cornhole for once?
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But it's an International Friendly between Poland and The Ivory Coast — and those two countries have major beef — corned beef.
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Okay, you get two more bag-tosses and then we're changing the channel.
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Fine, I'll just watch the highlights of The Ivory Coast's smug-but-not-too-smug showmanship later. *changes channel*
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Now to try Springfield's latest tortilla-wrapped trend, General Chang's Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito!
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Hey! It's celebrity chef Scotty Boom!
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And he's reviewing my favorite burrito!
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*takes bite* Ew! This is the grossest culinary creation to come out of this no-Michelin town!
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Hey!! Our town has a whole tire fire filled with Michelins!
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I can't believe someone would eat this burrito willingly. It tastes like barbecued kitty litter wrapped in a pizza.
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What?! No foods complement each other more than lasagna and guacamole!
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I rate General Chang's Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito: ZERO STARS.
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Zero stars?! But it's General Chang! You can't be a general without stars!
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Well, as a celebrity chef, it is sort of his duty to give honest reviews of the food he takes very small bites of.
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Ooh, I'm Scotty Boom. I hate good burritos for no reason just because I'm a TV chef with an awesome fake name!
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Scotty Boom is my real name.
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*screams*
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Scotty Boom! What are you doing here?!
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The Chew Network liked my dissing of your hometown food so much that they sent me to Springfield to do a whole show devoted to bashing it!
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You're not here for my casserole, are you?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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