| Cool Intentions
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cool Intentions is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update. It requires Cool Lisa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Okay, I've got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I've rehearsed a "cool kid" dialect.
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I will scientifically determine if a self-described "nerd" can be perceived as "cool" simply by emulating a cool kid.
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| Task: "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Uh, you know... like, whatever.
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Right on!
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He responded with slang. I'm in!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I'll finally get to see what "hanging out" is...
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Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!
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| Task: "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who's really into medieval stuff.
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Oh, that's my dorky brother Bartholomew's room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.
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Whatever, doesn't matter, I certainly don't think of them as two very distinct time periods.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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While no one is looking, I'll catch up on some studying just so my grades don't suffer.
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Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C'mere, books!
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| Task: "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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...and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said "Skinner has a big butt". She's so cool!
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What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.
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Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let's find out who the really cool kid really is ...really.
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Hah! Lisa's going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?
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Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Skateboard". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". The job takes 4 hours.
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Didn't even break a sweat. When you're cool, your body doesn't have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.
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*sigh* There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee - Extreme Kiwi Flavor!
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Performance-enhancing beverages aren't cool, man. Only lame-wads "juice".
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Big deal! Everyone does it...
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Sorry, Lame-O, you're disqualified! Lisa wins!
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Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent's face?
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It's super cool!
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In your face, Bart!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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Hey Bart, how does it feel being a social outcast?
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Haha, good one Lisa!
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You got made fun of, by a girl!
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HA HA!
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In years to come, we'll all remember Lisa's epic dis!
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Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow, these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive...
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| Task: "Make Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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... and that is why your farts smell like boogers!
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Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.
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Lisa, we've done a lot of mean things to each other over the years... but this is a new low.
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Hah! I think he's going to cry!
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*groan* I don't feel so cool right now.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
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How could I do that to Bart. I, of all people, know how awful it feels to be excluded.
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Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?
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Er. Guys. You know what's REALLY cool?
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A T-Rex with a jetpack?
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Well, yes. But you know what's even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.
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I get it. We act like we think they're human too. Like we're not better than them!
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Exactly. Let's all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.
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Task: "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
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Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.
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What? I can't hear you because cool kids don't get mushy in public.
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Whatever.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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