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Bart: So what did you do this weekend, Milhouse?
Milhouse: I went to the ball game with my dad and sat around reading comics. What did you do?
Bart: I destroyed an entire army of flesh eating zombies and stopped an invasion of hostile space mutants.
Milhouse: No way!
Bart: Then I fought off some robots and saved the planet by defeating the lava men in the center of the Earth.
Milhouse: Coooool!
Bart: The worst part when I ran out of fire power and had to go back home where I was bored out of my mind.
Milhouse: You don't mean that you--
Bart: Yes, Milhouse. I did. I ran out of quarters, man.
Milhouse: I feel your pain, Bart, I feel your pain.