


Career Day (Chief Wiggum's Felonious Funnies 1)/Quotes
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- Ms. Hoover: Our gest today is Chief Wiggum. He's going to tell us all about being a Police officer.
- Ralph Wiggum: That's my daddy. He brings home the bacon. [OINK]
- Chief Wiggum: Police work is more than just high-speed chases and parking wherever you want. It can be deadly serious! Now, who wants to play murder victim so we can do some chalk drawing?
- Ralph Wiggum: Whee! I'm a triple homicide!
- Chief Wiggum: Not so faast, perp! According to the polygraph, you're lying! You do love magical pony club!
- Class: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Chief Wiggum: Now who wants to see some crime scene photographs? They're super gruesome!
- Class: Aaaahh!!!
- Chief Wiggum: Wha--?! Gosh! How did that get in there?