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Marge: Be careful, Maggie. Your father partied a little too hard last night, so he's probably feeling a bit under the weather.

Bart: Ooh, baby! Sixteen hours of mirth and mayhem. Somebody pinch me!
Lisa: Okay!
Bart: Oww! That was a figure of speech, and you know it!

Marge: Kids, your father's not feeling well. Could you give the cartoons a rest and play outside?
Bart: No can do, Mom. Take a look outside... ...we're snowed in!
Lisa: There's nothing to do but watch cartoons. However, I propose a compromise. Bart, lower the volume a notch.
Bart: It won't be the same, but--okay!

Marge: Look, Maggie. Your father is finally dozing off. Pleasant dreams, Homey.

Bart: Relax, Homer, the marathon just ended. There's no more Itchy & Scratchy to torture your pulsating brain.
Homer: Oh, thank goodness!
Krusty: I hope you enjoyed our Itchy & Scratchy marathon, kids. Remember to tune in next week when we launch the Itchy & Scratchy Channel. All Itchy & Scratchy, all the time!
Bart and Lisa: Yaaay!
Homer: D'oh!