Bobby, It's Cold Outside/Quotes
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- Sideshow Bob: I was a fool to let my guard down with a woman who runs a seaward-aiming Fresnel lens! From hell's heart I stab at thee!
- Marge: We'll go to Santa's Village.
- Homer: Oh, I hate that place. It's so crowded at Christmas. And the giant candy canes are not real. But they are electrified!
- Bart: Eight hours to see a fat lazy drunk-o? I came to this park to get away from one.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yes. This is the year I get the monkey.
- Jimbo Jones: I keep telling you, a monkey is a huge responsibility.
- Kearney: I'm raising a kid. I think I can raise a monkey.
- Lenny: This will stop the jerks who've been stealing packages off my porch: a decoy with an exploding dye marker inside.
- Carl: You don't think you packed in a little too much gunpowder?
- Lenny: Relax. I learned how to do this from my Uncle Two Fingers.
- Chief Wiggum: Our only clue is these initials next to the corpse.
- Lou: He's not a corpse. He's breathing.
- Wiggum: I say he's a corpse.
- Lenny: And I say I'm not.
- Wiggum: Uh... [scoffs] you don't get a vote.
- Scott Bakula: I should've been back at NCIS: New Orleans two hours ago.
- Wiggum: Why don't you just Quantum Leap there?
- Scott Bakula: Why don't you learn how to be a cop, fatso?
- Bart: If you don't hear from me in one hour, call the police.
- Milhouse: I have my own problems, Bart. My mom just locked my dad out in the snow. He keeps tapping at my window. She said if I open it, no presents.
- Lisa: Mr. Burns, why did you do this?
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, general Scroogeyness.
- Lisa: No, it's deeper. It's much deeper than that. [gasps] I think Mr. Burns is depressed.
- Sideshow Bob: Where are all the other tycoons from your day?
- Mr. Burns: Broke, dead, a lot of hashtag MeToo.
