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Bartzan and the Ancient Forbidden Golden City of Gold!/Quotes

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Bartzan: Ungh, Mr. Teeny! Is girl in trouble! Bartzan must help!
Janey: Help! Someone, please help me!
Mr. Teeny: I enjoy bananas very much. Their texture and flavor is very pleasing to me.

Janey: Who are you?
Bartzan: Am Bartzan, lord of jungle! Fighter of lions! Eater of many grubs!
Mr. Teeny: Do not mention tasty grubs when my belly is empty! It is cruel.

Bartzan: Eat Bartzan loin-cloth!

Jimbo Jones: Dude, they totally, like, survived the fall!
Nelson Muntz: This ain't over, guys. We're gonna find a way down there, take care of those two, and get that map! Which, as I've explained previously, leads to a forbidden city of gold!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: How come these forbidden cities always only have one map?
Nelson: Never mind... we'll just follow them straight to the city. And once we get there, we'll get rid of those dorks. Permanently!

Bartzan: Don't have jungle cow! This Bartzan gorilla family--raise Bartzan from baby. You get knocked out when fall in river, loud-mouth girl!
Janey: "Fall in...?" You threw me off of a cliff! But thank you for saving my life, I guess... Sorry I barfed on your monkey...
Bartzan: Happen all time.

Janey: We've been at this for hours. I don't think you know where the city is at all! Are you even listening to me?
Mr. Teeny: Let us leave her to the lions and look for many bananas. Bananas do not talk.

Hans Moleman: Try not to move! Maybe they'll think you're shrubs!
Bartzan: Bartzan never pose as cowardly shrub!
Mr. Teeny: Gladly will teeny attempt the shrub plan!

Dolph Shapiro: But why are we searching for the fountain of gold? This whole city is made of gold!
Nelson: Because, doofus, I want all of it!

Janey: Thank you for saving our lives, you two. And don't worry...father will keep the location of his discovery a secret!
Bartzan: Bartzan not want mushy scene.
Janey: Well, at least take this, as a token to remember me by. It is my shoe, which you have commented on so fondly.
Bartzan: Stupid girl keep! Bartzan have no need for shoe! Bartzan need only...his freedom!
Mr. Teeny: You should have taken the shoe--I have grown to like her odor!