"Bart's Rap Debut"
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Song Information
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"Bart's Rap Debut" is a song by Bart and Alcatraaaz, performed during Murder 4 Life.
- Alcatraaaz:
- Every miner forty-niner and stone cold conniver,
- Stakes a claim on my tongue to pan my saliva.
- Make the hos drop they clothes like they Lady Godiva.
- [He drops the mic, and Bart picks it up]
- Alcatraaaz:
- Yo, cuz! Put down my mic Less you know how yo use it.
- This is old-school not preschool, so don't Dr. Seuss it.
- Bart:
- Don't critique my technique,
- I'm no geek,
- I make the principal nervous.
- My friends can confirm this.
- I'll bust a spit-wad in your epidermis.
- Woman:
- Oh no he didn't!
- Bart:
- You can trace my remorse to its super-sized source:
- A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer, of course.
- My old man's pathetic, damn, is his head thick,
- The gas from his ass in carcinogenic,
- Every day I pray his DNA ain't genetic.
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