

Bart's Haircut/Quotes
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- Homer: How come you're always wearing that hat?
- Bart: Fashion statement, dad.
- Homer: Take off the hat, boy.
- [Bart takes off the hat to reveal long hair]
- Lisa: Look, he's a beatnik.
- Marge: [gasps] You go get a haircut.
- Homer: Right now.
- Bart: I was afraid this moment would come.
- Jake: Well, what do you think?
- Bart: What the hell did you do to my hair?
- Jake: Well, that'll be five dollars please.
- Homer: Bart! Front and center!
- [Bart enters wearing a paper bag over his head]
- Bart: I'll take it off but you gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?
- Everyone: We promise.
- [Bart takes off the bag and everyone laughs]