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Aesop's Fables/Quotes

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Ant Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, fellow insecterino!
Grasshopper Homer: Shut up, Flanders! I mean, ant.

Fox Moe Szyslak: Grrr! Lousy stinking grapes! I'll gouge out your pits and make raisins of your children! Aw, they're probably sour.
Bart: Wolf! Wolf!
Fox Moe: Hey, I'm doin' a fable here!

Fox Moe: These ain't sour at all. Now how am I gonna make wine out of 'em?
Grasshopper Homer: If you're not going to eat those, can I have them? The ant's food really stinks.
Ant Ned: I can hear you, Homer! I mean, grasshopper!

Bart: What's wrong?
Santa's Little Helper: I had a wonderful bone, but I saw a dog with another one in the water, and when I tried to bite it, I lost mine.
Fox Moe: Holy Zeus! It's a talking dog!
Bart: So? You're a talking fox.
Fox Moe: Hey, you're right. That is pretty cool.

Homer: ...And then the aliens fired their death rays, but what they didn't know was that the mole people had planned for this and...
Aesop: Homer! Would you quit interrupting my fables?
Homer: I was just trying to jazz them up! You're not playing well in the key 18-32 demographic.
Lindsey Naegle: He's right, you know. I'm afraid we're going to have to give your spot to an infomercial.
Aesop: But...
Lindsey Naegle: Now, now! You can't have a Greek democracy without demographics.