| A Snowball's Chance in Heck
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Snowball's Chance in Heck is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Mayflower Maple Bowl content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark
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Check out my merit badge sash, Bart. You'll never have as many as me.
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They go all the way around the sash and into the inside. It's called a Mobius sash — I also got the merit badge for math!
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How will I ever learn to deal with the shame of being outperformed by someone who equates achievement with love?
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That's...very insightful.
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There's a ViewTube channel on how to use psychology to hurt people's feelings. I watched twenty hours of it for my "Psychology" merit badge. I go for quantity over quality.
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I've got that one somewhere. Along with one for gardening, one for volunteering, one for pet care...
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Say, where is Snowball?
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I was in my treehouse earlier and saw Snowball wander off into the woods.
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Oh my gosh! Bart, you have to help me look for her!
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Pass. I'm not really a cat person — or a "help you" person.
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I'll help, Lisa! But I can't wear my Junior Camper uniform because my mom says the shorts make my knees look knobby.
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Wow, that's a lot of merit badges!
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Here we go...
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Task: "Make Scouting Lisa Show Off Merit Badges". The job takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Count How Many Snowballs There've Been". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Feel Self-Conscious About His Knees". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Snowball will be so happy to know that you're so concerned about her safety, you took the time to show off your merit badges to Milhouse, who would be impressed if you showed him the rinds from the orange you ate with breakfast.
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You had an orange with your breakfast?
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Okay, fair point.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark
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These woods are scary. I didn't expect them to be so dark!
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Milhouse, it's the middle of the day.
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But there's a lot of shade!
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*sigh* Well, try to keep it together while I do some orienteering. I have a map and a compass, and Bart said Snowball was heading in a northwesterly direction...
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I have an orienteering app!
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What does yours say?
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Uh...it says we should be just outside of Cleveland.
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Yeah, we're lost.
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Task: "Make Scouting Lisa Try to Orienteer". The job takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Use an Orienteering App". The job takes place at Trees and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark
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We're still lost, but I think I hear noises from over there.
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I can't decide if I'm more scared by the quiet or the noises.
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Well, well, well, what have we here? Government stooges spying on our secret survivalist compound.
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We're not government stooges! We're just kids.
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That's just what the government wants us to think!
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Are you guys doomsday preppers?
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That's right, and now it's your doomsday!
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Haha, just kidding!
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Uh, is that kid's nose bleeding?
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He'll be okay when he wakes up.
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Task: "Make Preppers Scare Kids" (x3). The jobs take place at Camping and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Scouting Lisa Be Scared of Preppers". The job takes place at Camping and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Prepare to Leave Lisa Behind". The job takes place at Camping and takes 4 hours.
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Sorry, we didn't mean to scare you kids. We're not actually prepping right now, we're just LARPing as doomsday preppers.
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How is that different from actually prepping?
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Hey, the delivery drone is here with our pizza!
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Mostly that.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark
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I guess you were right, Bart. We couldn't find Snowball.
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We got lost and had to follow a pizza-delivery drone to get back. It took thirty minutes or less.
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Thanks for sharing that.
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Waitaminute, what's with all these cats? And they all look like Snowball!
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Yeah, I figured you guys would come up empty, so I grabbed every cat I could find that looks like Snowball.
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Aw, Bart! Thank you!
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But how do we figure out which one is the real Snowball? Half of them have collars like hers!
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Don't look at me, it's your cat.
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If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Be Impressed Lisa and Milhouse Made it Back". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Scouting Lisa Try to Find Out Which is the Real Snowball". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Have a Massive Cat Allergy Attack". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Snowball! It's you!
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How do you know that's the real Snowball?
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She's the one that made Milhouse blow his nose so hard it started bleeding.
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Dat's Thmart.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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