¡Viva La Bart!/Quotes
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- Television host: ...and if the person we call can answer correctly, they'll win an all-expense-paid trip for two to Mexico! What was the name of the 1998-2006 show broadcast on Mexico's TV Azteca network? We've picked one name at random...
- Bart: Bor--
- Sound: RING!
- Television host: Mr. Simpson, do you know the answer to our question?
- Bart: Aye, carumba!
- Television host: ¡Ay caramba! Is correct!
- Bart: Don't say I never did anything for you, Homer.
- Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. You won it the old-fashioned way.
- Bart: You mean dumb luck?
- Homer: Bingo!
- Bart: Look, fellas, I think this is a case of mistaken identity...
- Aztec Wiggum: The predictions were true! Our ancient high priest, Quetzalcoatorama, has returned to take his rightful place!
- [{Aztec Bob]]: Yes, it seems to be true.. But there is only one way to be sure! The real Quetzalcoatorama will not bleed!
- Bart: YAAAAA!
- Aztec Wiggum: Please accept these small gifts as a token to honor your return... This iguana foot necklace to give you courage...
- Bart: Cool!
- Aztec Wiggum: This jaguar skullcap so your brain will be wise...
- Bart: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Sweet!
- Aztec Wiggum: This bag of sacrificed human hearts to fortify your soul...
- Bart: Courage? Brains? Hearts? Look, I love The Wizard of Oz, but I really have to be going.
- Aztec Wiggum: ...The servant girl, Frida, will bring you all the cacao you can eat.
- Bart: Cacao? What's that?
- Frida: I believe your people call it... chocolate.
- Bart: Choc--? Mmmm! Quetzalcoatorama is in the house!
- Aztec Bob: Look, sorry about all that back there... I was just doing my job. Please, take me with you! I hate my work. I'm just the king's sidekick.
- Marge: Homer! Bart!
- Lisa: How was the trip?
- Bart: Oh you know... the usual. Lost in jungle, mistaken for a god, nearly sacrificed...
- Homer: All-you-can-eat buffet ran out, too!
