Yellow Crush/Quotes

Quotes

Dr. Nerd: McBain! But how did you find my secret global domination hideout?

McBain: You mean your parent's basement?

Dr. nerd: I pay rent! And now you'll pay...with your life!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Uh...due to the length of trailers and pre-movie ads, we have no time to show the actual film. Thanks for coming!

Bart: A new 100 theater Centenneplex is coming to this location.

Lindsey Naegle: That's right! It's due to open in two weeks! Hi, I'm Lindsey Naegle, public relations representative for Centenneplex, a division of Centennecorp.

Bart: But what about the Aztec...?

Lindsey Naegle: We'll just drop the Centenneplex on it. It's the easiest way.

Bart: Yikes! I wondered why it got dark so early.

Lisa: So you see, Mr. Brockman, I talked the city council into holding a festival of the Aztec's most successful films from the last 60 years. We'll send the theater off with a bang!

Kent Brockman: Fascinating, Lisa. I just have one question. How did you get in my living room?

Lisa: I bribed your daughter with some Malibu Stacy outfits. Now, can you mention the festival on the news?

Manjula: Apu have you ever seen "Clerks" before?

Apu: Seen it? I was the creative consultant. The director liked me so much, he based a later film on me. The studio made a few changes in the final cut.

Director: You there, blood boy! Can you surf?

Grampa: Well, I'm a little dizzy, but lemme get some of this back in me, and sure!

Director: You'll be stuntman for Frankie Adonis, king of the surf!

Grampa: But I don't look anything like him!

Director: With his publicity picture strapped to your face you do.

Grampa: But...

Bart: Wow!

Grampa: What's that look on your face? I don't recognize it. Are you angry? Scared? Gassy?

Bart: I'm proud.

Grampa: Really?

Bart: Do you think you could teach me how to surf?

Homer: Oh, this is great! Why didn't you ever bother to teach me how to surf, dad?

Grampa: Because you didn't have the attention span!

Homer: Oh really? Well for your information I...um... Oooh, that cloud looks like a pork chop!

Grampa: Now get out there, boy!

Homer: Mmm... stratocumulus!

Grampa: Bend your knees! Bend them!

Lisa: Grampa, you're yelling at Ralph.

Ralph Wiggum: [GASP!] [WHEEZE!] I'm sweatin' to the oldies!

Bart: No one owns the ocean!

Waylon Smithers: Actually, that's not true. Mr. Burns was given the Antarctic Ocean for his 16th birthday.

Mr. Burns: We've been hard at work expanding the ozone hole to eliminate all the annoying sea life. Then we'll create a new tropical vacation spot.

Smithers: Our motto is "Penguin free by 2023!"

Homer: Hey, everybody! I won the lottery!

Bart: Homer, did you just make that up because no one's been paying attention to you?

Homer: Yes.

Professor Frink: Everyone, listen! [GA-HEY!] I used my mole car to dig all the way from China to warn you! There's a tidal wave coming! Make with the running for your lives!

Australian man: Thanks, mate! We'll get the dingos to safety!

Professor Frink: Wha...? Australia? I was holding the darn map sideways.

Homer: Marge, if I drown, you have my permission to use my bloated corpse as a raft.

Marge: Eeeew!

Homer: Geez! Excuse me for trying to be romantic in a crisis.