| USA! USA!
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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USA! USA! is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer Games 2020 content update. It requires Patriotic Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
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You're dressed so patriotically, Homie!
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Yeah, Dad. I haven't seen you this proud to be an American since McDonald's made their breakfast "all-day".
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Well, America needs its citizens to step up and participate in the Games!
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So what's that got to do with you, fatso?
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Hey! I can be athletic when I want to be.
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What, when you have to chase after the ice cream truck?
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Why you little—
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*choking noises* Okay, you're athletic!
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| Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Train for Sports". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 minutes.
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Training for the Games is *out of breath* crazy hard.
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But you've only walked to the treadmill.
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Now you have to get on it.
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Okay, but I'm only doing this because I love my country.
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Are you ready?
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Was America ready?
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*turns on treadmill*
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Turn it off, turn it off!
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Man, that was quite the workout. Okay, see ya later, Marge.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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You know, Dad, you don't have to compete in a sport to show your support.
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Yeah you do. It's the only way you get to live in the Summer Games Villa!
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Have you thought about being a cheerleader?
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A cheerleader?! Like George Bush?! No thanks.
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You'd get to wave a giant American flag...
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Ooo! A giant flag! Now I can open a car dealership.
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| Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Wave a Big Flag Around". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Uh, Homer, although I do enjoy seeing you wave our flag, that is the second time your stars and stripes have hit me on the head.
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U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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*pained noises*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Marge! I made the United States Cornhole Team!
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I thought you got kicked off when you got your head stuck in the hole.
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How is that even possible?
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I thought there was a donut in there, but it was just another beanbag.
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But you still made the team?
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No, Lenny got disqualified for taking steroids so I'm replacing him!
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I needed to bulk up to make the weight minimum...
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| Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Compete in Summer Games Cornhole". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, the Town Hall, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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We did it, Marge! I won! I won for America!
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That's great, Homie! Did you get the most bags in the hole?
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Nope! The Litovian forfeited when my bag hit him straight in the eye!
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad! You're a national hero now!
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Yeah, where are you going to keep your trophy?
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Oh, that? I traded it for a lifetime supply of red-white-and-blue donuts.
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| Task: "Make Patriotic Homer Eat Patriotic Donuts". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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