The Kids Are All Fight/Quotes
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"The Kids Are All Fight"
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- Moe Szyslak: Bart and Lisa were fighting like creationists and common sense.
- Lisa: I was pretending, and it worked!
- Bart: You know kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
- Lisa: What are Barts?
- Bart: You're the smart one, you figure it out.
- Bart: I saved you.
- Lisa: But you pushed me!
- Bart: Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
- Maude Flanders: My bladder's going to burst.
- Ned Flanders: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
- Marge: What are we going to do?
- Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
- Lisa: Remember when Apu let dad have the expired hot dog?
- Homer: Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
- Homer: Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
- Moe Szyslak: Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
