Sleepless in Springfield/Quotes
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- Bart: Usually I can sleep like a bear anytime I want. Except Christmas Eve, of course. Someday I'll catch that red-suited old fat guy in the act, yessir.
- Bart: Magster! Did I wake you up? Or did Martin get you, too, with that noxious brew? It's time to educate you on the joys of late-night television!
- Bart: This, young miss, is a wee hour. No, not that kind of "wee."
- Announcer: Can't sleep? Can't count on counting sheep?
- Bart: Weird. It's like the TV is reading my mind!
- Announcer: Try Insomniax, the sleep aid that aids sleep! Available at pharmacies everywhere!
- Bart: That's it! I'll wake up Homer and make him take me to the pharmacy! Oh. The pharmacy's closed.
- Bart: But what's this? "Highly classified material"? This could be hot stuff. And why is it here? Is Homer a spy? Oh please, please, please be a spy. That would make me "Bart, son of spy." Ten zillion cool points! Oh yeah. Traitor points outweigh cool points every time. Okay, I hope Homer is not a spy.
