Krusty's Bottom 40
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Krusty's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Krusty from The Krusty Book.
Top 40
- No deposit money back on seltzer bottles.
- Normal-size shoes.
- Rubber nose condensation.
- Long cannon fuses.
- Kids with pablum breath.
- Gabbo
- Mobsters with no sense of humor.
- Networks notes.
- The way stripped pants make my butt look big.
- Sideshow Bob
- Bossy ringmasters.
- Little pishers.
- April 15th.
- Bozo, Bozo, Bozo... (It's all I ever heard!)
- Monkey funk.
- Lawsits.
- The dim memory of my drunken night with Tina Ballerina.
- Rodeo clowns.
- Superfluous nipples.
- Mishegoss.
- Handsome Pete. (That guy's rippin' me off! But he is handsome.)
- Circuses with less than three rings.
- Uppity straight men.
- Restraining orders.
- Rating sweeps periods. (There's only so much T&A you can put into a kiddie show!)
- The influential Sidekicks and Second Bananas Union.
- Rancid cream pies.
- The smell of Sideshow Mel's hair when it's on fire.
- Community service.
- The fact that I never appeared on "Circus of the Stars." (Circus? Stars? Hello?!)
- Coffee other than Irish.
- Bootleg Krusty merchandise.
- Unicycle helmet laws.
- Those hurtful mime jokes.
- Kid parties that start before 3 P.M. (Oy!)
- Angioplasties.
- Corporal Punishment's feminine side.
- The Insane Clown Posse. (Clown Rock in general. It's just wrong!)
- Raymond J. Johnson always wanting to hang out.
- The overpaid hack who ghostwrote this list for me.
