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Keepin' the Faith
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| Keepin' the Faith
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Keepin' the Faith is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires The Patriarch to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark
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Tim, your parishioner numbers are down again, and your flock just isn't as fulsome as we're looking for.
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There's a lot of competition these days, Patriarch, what with all the new streaming services.
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I haven't even started the new season of "Marvelous Mrs. Manson". It's not easy to motivate the masses.
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Not so, Tim. You just need to bring your A Game – watch and learn!
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| Task: "Make the Patriarch Give Powerful Sermon". The job takes place at the Mega Church and takes 12 hours.
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And that's how it's done! *mic drop*
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Careful! I'm still making payments on that thing!
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You just have to fire 'em up with the word of God. And toss a couple of lit firecrackers to wake 'em up.
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It's easy to come in and do a rousing guest spot, but I'm a recurring character in these people's lives.
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You know, Tim, maybe it's time I found a Springfielder who can really inspire the supplicants of this suburb.
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Ha! Good luck with that! There's no one in this town as committed to the word of the Lord, who also fits my vestments.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark
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Marge Simpson, I hear you're a pious woman who likes to plant it in the pew every Sunday. Would you be interested in answering a higher calling?
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Selling medicinal marijuana? I'm doing that late in season 31.
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No, I mean taking over as Pastor.
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Hm. Let me consider that while I bake some cookies.
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Let me give you a hand with that while we chat...
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Task: "Make the Patriarch Bake Religious Martyr Cookies". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Bake Delicious Non-Religious Cookies". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Those are some...interesting cookies, Patriarch.
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This Saint Bartholomew cookie is awesome! Is the pink frosting supposed to be his flayed skin?
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Heh heh! Yes it is, young man! Good eye! So Marge, have you considered my offer?
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Are there any perks to joining the ministry?
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You get to hear a lot of juicy deathbed confessions. Did you know Bleeding Gums Murphy killed a hobo in a hit and run?
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Yikes. Um... I think I'll pass.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on The Patriarch's exclamation mark
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I see that you are popular with the youth of Springfield. We could use that in the Church. Have you ever considered becoming a minister?
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Hmm...I have always felt that I was destined for a larger emporium. My counter has been feeling a little tight lately. Literally.
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There's lots of room behind a podium. And in a nice purple robe.
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I do like the idea of not wearing pants to work.
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You already deal in books about magical powers. Just come do it for our team.
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Hmm. Tell me about your main characters, their special powers, and their one weakness.
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Task: "Make The Patriarch Struggle to Draw Similarities Between Superheroes and the Bible". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Skeptically Read the Bible". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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Well, what do you think of all that, young man?
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Fairly ridiculous. What kind of a father doesn't avenge his own son's death. John Wick, he is not.
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And while your "Satan" has some potential as a villain, he lacks the nuance and pathos of a Dr. Crab.
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Well, if you ever change your mind, come by the church.
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I will continue to worship at the altar of Fat Thor, thank you very much.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
If Herman is owned: After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark:
If Herman is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
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Hey Padre, I hear you've been nosin' around town quite a bit lately. Something is up, isn't it? Biblical plague coming? Frogs? Locusts?
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No, nothing like that. I'm seeking a newly energized evangelical to help elevate Springfield's righteousness in these troubled times.
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Say no more -- I'm your man! I've been preparing for this day for a long time.
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Um, really? Why, that's good news for the Good News! Let's head over to the church.
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Sure thing, boss. But first, I need your help with a couple things...
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| Task: "Make the Patriarch Bless Doomsday Supplies". The job takes place at the Mega Church and takes 4 hours.
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You know, Herman, I feel like maybe we're not on the same page here.
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Sure we are. We're both itching for the end of the world. Except you're expecting a savior, and I'm expecting a fortune. People are gonna need guns and canned beans aplenty. And toilet paper.
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*leaves*
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Where you goin'? I have a whole room full of MRB's!
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MRB's?
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Meals Ready to Bless.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
If Sideshow Bob is owned: After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
If Sideshow Bob is not owned: After completing Pt. 4
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Hello, my good man! I hear you're in the market for a motivated maven to move this town's citizenry into a more moral state.
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Hmmm. No offense, Mr. Sideshow, but I'm not sure you're the type of Pastor we're looking for.
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Ah, but who better than one who has fallen low and risen again.
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Hm. Perhaps you're right. Who better to lead a congregation than a prodigal son.
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Like the mighty rake that whacks me, no one has fallen and risen more than I!
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Task: "Make the Patriarch Watch Crazy Christian Cavalcades". The job takes place at the Mega Church and takes 4 hours.
If Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Step on Seventeen Rakes". The job takes place at the Mega Church and takes 4 hours.
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So, your Patriarch-ness, how soon would I be able to reach out to troubled families to offer one-on-one counseling.
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Well...
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One family in particular, the Simpson family, could benefit from a visit. I hear they have a wayward son that needs to be... DEALT with.
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Why are you sharpening those enormous knives? Where did they even come from?
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An ankle holster. My brother got it for me for the holidays and I can't live without it.
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The HOLIDAYS? No pastor of mine is going to refer to Christmas as the holidays. Don't you know there's a war going on, according to one dubious cable news channel? Get lost, pal.
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How goes the quest to find my replacement, sir?
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Looks like you're still in business...for now.
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I told you I'm not easily replaceable. This town has got more nuts than a squirrel's digestive tract.
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I agree, Reverend. I agree.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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