Bartzan and the Ancient Forbidden Golden City of Gold!/Quotes
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- Bartzan: Ungh, Mr. Teeny! Is girl in trouble! Bartzan must help!
- Janey: Help! Someone, please help me!
- Mr. Teeny: I enjoy bananas very much. Their texture and flavor is very pleasing to me.
- Janey: Who are you?
- Bartzan: Am Bartzan, lord of jungle! Fighter of lions! Eater of many grubs!
- Mr. Teeny: Do not mention tasty grubs when my belly is empty! It is cruel.
- Bartzan: Eat Bartzan loin-cloth!
- Jimbo Jones: Dude, they totally, like, survived the fall!
- Nelson Muntz: This ain't over, guys. We're gonna find a way down there, take care of those two, and get that map! Which, as I've explained previously, leads to a forbidden city of gold!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: How come these forbidden cities always only have one map?
- Nelson: Never mind... we'll just follow them straight to the city. And once we get there, we'll get rid of those dorks. Permanently!
- Bartzan: Don't have jungle cow! This Bartzan gorilla family--raise Bartzan from baby. You get knocked out when fall in river, loud-mouth girl!
- Janey: "Fall in...?" You threw me off of a cliff! But thank you for saving my life, I guess... Sorry I barfed on your monkey...
- Bartzan: Happen all time.
- Janey: We've been at this for hours. I don't think you know where the city is at all! Are you even listening to me?
- Mr. Teeny: Let us leave her to the lions and look for many bananas. Bananas do not talk.
- Hans Moleman: Try not to move! Maybe they'll think you're shrubs!
- Bartzan: Bartzan never pose as cowardly shrub!
- Mr. Teeny: Gladly will teeny attempt the shrub plan!
- Dolph Shapiro: But why are we searching for the fountain of gold? This whole city is made of gold!
- Nelson: Because, doofus, I want all of it!
- Janey: Thank you for saving our lives, you two. And don't worry...father will keep the location of his discovery a secret!
- Bartzan: Bartzan not want mushy scene.
- Janey: Well, at least take this, as a token to remember me by. It is my shoe, which you have commented on so fondly.
- Bartzan: Stupid girl keep! Bartzan have no need for shoe! Bartzan need only...his freedom!
- Mr. Teeny: You should have taken the shoe--I have grown to like her odor!
