| Ain't Nothin' Like Me
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Ain't Nothin' Like Me is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Hard Play's Night content update. It requires Bart Sawyer to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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I still don't know why Mom insisted I be the lead in this stupid play.
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Well, at least this character really fits you.
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What?
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Normally we end up playing characters in stuff around here because the juxtaposition of our personalities and the characters we portray is often amusing, but this one honestly feels right.
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...I say again. What?
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Oh, come on. Tom Sawyer was the original "bad boy" of classic American literature. Many of the pranks you pull are directly inspired by his tales.
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I'm not inspired by anyone! Bart Simpson is a true original, and I'll show you!
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Just so long as you keep it all out of our house.
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Fine!
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| Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Pull Pranks Around Town". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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Hello?
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Yeah, what do you want?
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I'm trying to find a client of mine. Mr. Kerr, first name Wayne.
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One sec. Hey, you morons! I'm looking for a Wayne Kerr. Anyone seen him?
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Try looking in the mirror! *laughs*
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Now you listen here!
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*hangs up* Ah-hah! A classic!
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In more ways than one, yes.
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What do you mean? Tom Sawyer never crank called anyone!
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Due to phones not being invented, that's true. But he was well-known for his sharp wit and getting others to make fools of themselves.
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It's hard to prove you wrong when you know more about this than I do.
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You'd think you'd have learned that lesson by now.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, fine. There's only one way I'm going to prove her wrong, and it's by doing the one thing I swore I'd never do.
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I'm going to have to willingly read a book.
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| Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Read About Tom Sawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Oh man, he listened in on his own funeral? That's classic!
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Bart? What are you...
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Lisa! No! Don't come in!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Admit it, Bart Simpson! You read a book and you liked it!
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Nuh-uh! I just thought that some of what Tom Sawyer got up to was pretty funny, the book part was just...just...
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Forget this! You can have your stupid book, I don't even care anymore. I'm out of here!
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Stupid Lisa, with her stupid books and stupid characters...
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Wait a minute. I may not know what whitewashing is, but it sounded just like painting things white.
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I wonder...
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| Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Do Some Whitewashing". The job takes place at the Whitewashed Fence and takes 4 hours.
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Man, you look happy enough about something and kids will just line up to do it for you. This is great!
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But you know, I've got a lot more whitewash in this bucket, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Why hello there, Reverend!
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Simpson? What are you doing here?
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I noticed that the paint on the side of the church looks a little worn out, wondered if you'd let me give it a fresh coat for you.
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I...suppose that'd be all right.
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Thank you! I'll get that done for you in no time!
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Dear Lord, please let me discover what evil plot that boy is up to before it's too late.
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| Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Whitewash Springfield". The job takes 4 hours.
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Hey, you! Simpson!
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Oh, hello officer!
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I've got reports of white-painted vandalism all over the city, and here I find you.
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Well, officer...all I've got is some whitewash.
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White...what?
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Ooh, I'd love to chat, but I've got a fence to clean up. I'll let you know if I see that vandal, though! *runs off*
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That's...wait, hold on!
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Well done, Chief.
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Quiet, Lou.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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I can't believe that actually worked.
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All right. Lisa was right. Tom Sawyer might, in fact, be pretty cool.
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I'm glad you think so!
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Aah!
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So I've got another book I think you should read, I think you'd like this one, too!
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Get that thing away from me! Ahh!
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Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Run From Literature". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Chase Bart With Books". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Mom! Make Lisa stop trying to make me learn!
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Nope. Not getting involved.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
