| A New Wrinkle on Dating
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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A New Wrinkle on Dating is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update. It requires Alice Glick to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
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Maybe I'll give retirement home living a shot.
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It's pretty nice. Plenty of room to shuffle around, and you get three squares a day.
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Although I prefer my squares rounded so I don't cut my mouth.
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At least I'll be the most spry person here.
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Cha-cha-cha, this place is a dream! Even homier than the homeless center!
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What's that whippersnapper doing here?!
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I'm supposed to be the ingenue, not him!
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| Task: "Make Ms. Glick Act Young". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Jasper's exclamation mark
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My favorite part of this show is when it cuts to extremely loud commercials -- it's the only thing I can hear.
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What is this lame show, dude? I want to watch music videos on MTV, man!
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MTV hasn't played music videos since before I got my beard plugs.
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Give me that remote -- I'll find them!
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| Task: "Make Ms. Glick Try to Watch Music Videos". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
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Ah, who am I kidding, I'm just an old crone.
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Try as I might, I'll never be young.
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Guess I'll just knit some socks. This is my life now.
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Whoa, are you crocheting?
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Go ahead, laugh at me. I deserve it for getting old.
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No, it's cool! I saw it on Pinterest!
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Really? A young person like you thinks I'm cool?
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Well, I'm sort of an un-cool young person--
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A young person thinks I'm cool!
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Task: "Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle". The job takes 8 hours.
If the animated job was not unlocked in Mystery of the Brown House Pt. 5: Task: "Make Ms. Glick Have a Knitting Circle". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Man, I was killing it in today's Senior Water Aerobics class!
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Unfortunately, the slippery floor was killing it too. R.I.P. Mrs. Henderson.
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Pff, water aerobics? Give me a break.
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You think you can out-youth me?
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It's called being a hipster. You do all the things old people do -- knit, use typewriters, listen to records -- but you do it "ironically".
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Here, have some gross old-timey candy... ironically.
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| Task: "Make Ms. Glick Hand Out Mints". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Wow, since when did the nursing home get so cool?
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Now my gross old man beard is a hipster beard.
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I found an old film camera in my closet, so I'm super into photography now!
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This place is really hopping. I feel so young again!
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Now I need to find a boyfriend...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Alice Glick's exclamation mark
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I thought with my newfound youth, dating would be much easier.
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But it's so time consuming going out and trying to get to know people to see if I like their personality.
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Personality? Dating nowadays is about making a snap judgement about someone after two seconds of looking at them.
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Are you talking about dating apps? No one in here has a cellphone, so I can't "swipe right" on them.
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Most of them are in wheelchairs though. If you like the way they look, swipe their wheelchair to the right.
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And if I don't, swipe it to the left and never think of them again!
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| Task: "Make Ms. Glick Swipe Right on Dates". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Well, I instantly judged every guy in the nursing home, and I didn't get to know any of them.
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I'm still alone, but I feel superior to everyone I rejected.
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Modern dating is great!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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