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"I am sorry, Mr. Simpson, but Duff has still not delivered any of their holiday brews."

"But that's what you said last month!"

"From what I am hearing, their special water supply has been contaminated."

"Is this because of the time I was at the river and couldn't find a tree..?"

"However, there is still regular Duff to purchase!"

"Pssh! You just don't get Christmas... do you, Apu?"