The Krusty Book/Quotes

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Quotes

[Fire breaks out on set.]

Apu: Don't look at me, Fire Chief is purely a figurehead position. But, I do make a damn fine firehouse Tandoori chicken!

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Bartender: Can't you read? No Animals Allowed!

[Krusty puts on sunglasses.]

Krusty: I'm blind. This boy helps me see.

Bartender: I've never heard of a seeing-eye monkey before.

Krusty: They gave me a monkey?!

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Krusty on Sophie's mother, Erin: What can I say? When you're in a war zone you don't want to be firing blanks.