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Virgin Mary is a figure in the Gospels, the wife to Saint Joseph and mother to Jesus Christ.

During a documentary, a statue of the Virgin Mary came to life during a Brazil soccer riot. It beat the "holy snot" out of everyone on the pitch.

When Homer refused to let her and Joseph into their house when Mary was pregnant, she cursed them.

After Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, even though she's a virgin. The angel Gabriel appears to them and explains that Mary is going to give birth to the Son of God. At the Bethlehem Inn, the innkeeper tells Mary and Joseph that he has plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water breaks, he forces them to stay in the barn...