Brother from Another Series/Quotes

Quotes

Season 8 Episode Quotes

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Bob: "I mean our Falling out!"

Cecil: "Oh That! that is Ancient History! Let's make a fresh start! come work for me!"

Bob: "But this is Wonderful! you do know I...used to have a...[*Coughs*] problem...with trying to kill people"

Cecil: "Goodness! I had no idea! for you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears."

Bob: "Touche, Cecil."

Bart: "Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy."

Lisa: "And vice versa."

[Bart has invaded Bob's date with Edna Krabappel, causing her to leave]

Bob: [remorseful) "That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."

Krusty:"Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity - like that guy! Hey Hal, pie job for Lord Autumnbottom, there!"

Cletus: "See, Cousin Merle and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and..."

[cut to Geech encased in Concrete]

Merl: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."

Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care."

Cecil: "Because, you'll be supervising the construction crew."

Sideshow Bob: "Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting - 'Oh yeah! Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!' "

Cecil: "I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job, too."

Bob: "Wait a minute. This is all because I got to be Krusty's sidekick instead of you, isn't it?"

Cecil:" Off the record, yes. But officially, I did it for the money!"

[Cecil is about to detonate the explosives, when suddenly Bart jumps onto him from behind]

Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] "Guess who?"

Cecil: "Maris?"

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