Bart Gets Famous/Quotes
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- (Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)
- Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"
- Box factory
- Factory owner: ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
- Factory owner: No.
- Milhouse: Will they ever?
- Factory owner: No we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
- Factory owner: No.
- Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
- Factory owner: I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.
- Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."
- Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"
- Bart: "Ay caramba!"
- Marge: ""Hmm..."
- Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
- Flanders: "Hidely-ho!"
- Barney belches.
- Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
- Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"
- Everyone stares at Lisa.
- Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
- Silence after she has left.
- Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"
- Director: Action!
- 'Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- 'Bumblebee Man breaks character
- 'Director comes on stage
- Bumblebee Man{natural voice}: Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.
- Director: What's the matter lad?
- Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.
- Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I love it!
- 'Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume
- Director: Action!
- Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande!
- Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."
- Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
- (Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)
- Gate Guard: Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)
- Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.
- Krabappel: We better call his parents.
- Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel
- Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops
- Box factory
- Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home I'll call his father.
- SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
- Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels
- Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!
- Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat
- Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, a box!!
