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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 44 content update

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The Level 44 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.

On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:

A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!

It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database", implying the character Database would be implemented.[1]

Two new Friendship Points levels were also implemented in this update.


Level Up Message

The level-up message is said by Miss Hoover

Level Up Message
Level44.png

Characters

Image Character Unlock message Notes
Database.png Database Tapped Out Database New Character.png Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.
100px Akira Tapped Out Akira New Character.png Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.
Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png Mr. Teeny "Ook ook, ah ah!" Is a Friendship Points prize. One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".

Buildings

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Honest John's Computers.png Honest John's Computers Cash1,058,000 24h Unlocks Database.
Tapped Out The Happy Sumo.png The Happy Sumo Donut100 Unlocks Akira. Requires Level 5 and the completion of "Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1".

Squidport

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes
Tapped Out Bloaters at the Squidport.png Bloaters at the Squidport Cash487,500

Decorations

Image Name Cost Notes
Tapped Out Plum Tree.png Plum Tree Cash325
Tapped Out Bonsai.png Bonsai Donut12

Gameplay

Database Recovery Pt. 1

After the player logs in

Template:Tapped Out Power Plant Icon

MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.
Carl Homer, good God, what are you doing?!
Carl You can't let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!
Carl It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it's also very dangerous.
Homer What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?
Carl Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!
Stampy *trunk blast*
Carl Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...
Carl …third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.
Carl This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!
Carl Why it's missing this town's most famous landmark -- Honest John's Computers!
Lenny Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.
Carl Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one's disputing that.
Moe I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.
Moe But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.
Quimby Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John's.
Carl Then let's just rebuild it in the town we have.
Carl Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.
The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.
Database Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!
Database Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.
Moe Who the hells is that?

Database Recovery Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.
Moe Again, whose is ya again?
Bart I heard we got a new kid! Is it...
Bart …oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.
Database I promise my presence will delight and--
Homer Whatever, nerdburger.
Homer We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!
Mr. Burns Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!
Mr. Burns Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.
Database That is not accurate to--
Homer Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!
The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 2" which is to "Make Townspeople Hang Out at Honest John's Computers (x10)" and "Make Database Be Alone". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
Homer This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
Database I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
Lisa I'd really like to, Data…Data…
Database Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
Lisa You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
Lisa They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
Database Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
Lisa ...Is it wheezing?
Database Bonsai!
Database Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
Database In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
Database Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
Bonsai ...
Database Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
Bonsai ...
Database Quiet, Bonnie!
Database And you better not scream when I prune you.
Database It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Bonsai !!!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
Database Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
Akira May I be of service, sad weirdo?
Akira As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
Akira My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
Database Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
Database As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
Akira Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours.
The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Database Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
Akira That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
Akira As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
Message Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
Message Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?
Database I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.
Bart Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.
Database Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?
Database I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.
Bart Wordplay is never fun.
Bart Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.
Lisa I like wordplay--
Database FRIEND!
Lisa Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.
Bart I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.
Milhouse And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--
Skinner Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!
Skinner So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."
Database School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!
Database *sigh* That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School (x8)". It takes 6 hours.
Database I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.
Miss Hoover Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.
Miss Hoover I spelled “job” correctly, right?
Database Yes, Miss Hoover.
Miss Hoover And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.
Miss Hoover I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?
Martin Hang? Now?
Martin I seem to recall wanting to “hang” once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.
Database I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.
Database The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.
Database You change your interests around a lot.
Martin I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!
Martin Now good day, sir!
Database Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--
Martin I SAID GOOD DAY!
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike". It takes 8 hours.
Martin Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.
Database So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.
Martin C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, “I SAID GOOD DAY” and everything.
Database Oh. “Good day” means “go away.” I get it now.
Martin In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.
Martin Though it does explain why we have no phones.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
Dolph Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.
Database Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.
Nelson What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.
Database He started off by insulting me.
Database I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.
Nelson One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.
Dolph Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.
Nelson Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.
Nelson It helps us get through the day.
Dolph You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!
Dolph You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!
Database I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.
Nelson We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.
Database I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.
Database Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.
Nelson But my arm wigglers are barking!
Database Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.
Database If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.
Dolph I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.
Database Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.
Database Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.
Nelson Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!
Nelson You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?
Database No. What's wrong with my glasses?
Marge Uh… nothing.
Marge Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.
Marge I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.
Marge Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.
Marge All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!
Database That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!
Marge Mom Number One does it again!
Marge I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.
Database Actually, your advice was total gibberish.
Database How can I be anybody but myself?
Database Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.
Database For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.
Database What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.
Database Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.
Database And then they'll be willing to be my friends!
Marge If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5" which is to "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". It takes 4 hours.
Database I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.
Database Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden…
Database Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!
Database This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6

After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
Database Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!
Professor Frink Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?
Database I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.
Professor Frink This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?
Database No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.
Professor Frink Ok. Well, that's fine.
Professor Frink You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.
Database Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets?
Professor Frink They better.
Professor Frink I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.
The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6" which is to "Make Database Nerd Out" and "Make Prof. Frink Help Database with Crazy Science". It takes 24 hours.
Professor Frink You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!
Database Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.
Database For I have made a friend in you.
Professor Frink Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.
Professor Frink I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.
Professor Frink Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.
Professor Frink Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, “Hey, what's going on?”
Moe I can read what you said too, Homer.
Moe And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.
Moe Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.
Database Don't be afraid.
Database I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.
Homer SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Database Exactly!
Database Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.
Database Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!
Moe I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.
Database Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.
Database Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.
Lisa Counterpoint: Texting.
Quimby I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.
Quimby And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.
Database Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—
Homer Tap!
Homer Ooooooo!
Homer Now how do I get rid of the “Ooooooo”?
Homer Uh… what's it that I gotta do again?
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1" which is to "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts (x15), "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 16 hours.
Database I feel honored people are--
Homer Tap.
Database People are enjoying what I—
Homer Tap.
Database Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—
Homer Tap.
Database Oh lord, what have I—
Homer Tap.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer Hmmm.
Homer Tap.
Homer Tap.
Homer ZZZ…tap…ZZZ
Homer Tap.
Marge Homer, everyone in town can—
Homer Tap.
Marge Homer!
Homer Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.
Moe Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!
Homer I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.
Homer Tap.
Homer SEE!
Homer Tap.
Homer D'oh!
Lisa Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.
Lisa Then the word “tap” won't appear, needing you to tap it.
Homer Got it. Thanks, Lisa.
Homer Tap.
Lisa I tried.
Bart Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?
Bart If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Skateboard (x3)". It takes 4 hours.
Lisa Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.
Lisa We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.
Marge That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.
Marge But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--
Homer Tap.
Homer D'oh!
Marge Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.

99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer gldfhklfkj *hiccup*
Professor Frink ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Dr. Hibbert ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
Mr. Burns $$$$$$ *vomit*
Database How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?
Lisa Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.
Database Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.
Lisa Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.
Database If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.
Database Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?
Lisa I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.
Professor Frink Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.
Lisa Don't you get it?
Lisa You can't get people to want to quote unquote ‘hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.
Database But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!
Lisa SHUUUUUUUHB?!
Lisa Ugh, did I just say “SHUUUUUUUHB?!”? I'm becoming more like my father every day.
Database I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.
Database It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.
Database As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.
Database Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.
Database It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.
Homer Schlerffftttp!
Martin No, you can't!
Martin Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.
Lisa Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.
Lisa You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.
Professor Frink Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.
Professor Frink Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.
Martin I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.
Database Aw.
Lisa To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.
Lisa You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Meditate". It takes 12 hours.
Lisa By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.
Lisa So don't sass off about it.

Bloatation Device

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Youz guys, I don't see no more words no more! I can go back to not being sure how youz is spelled.
Moe Should I include an ‘e'? Should I not? Two ‘o' vowels back-to-back like ‘booze'? I ain't at all sure!
Database Yes. I reset the universe code to the way it was. And to make up for messing with everyone, I even managed to pry out some of those donuts you all like.
Martin Yay! We can all be welcome to Superfriends 2.0!
Database Superfriends 2.0.1. Don't forget the latest patch!
Lisa Oh Database. Life is going to be hard for you.
Lisa At least until college.
The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Go for Shakes", "Make Martin Go for Shakes", Make Lisa Go for Shakes". It takes 12 hours.

Yellow Blues

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.
Akira I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.
Lisa It's terrific you're back, Akira!
Lisa Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.
Akira Is that comment…because I'm Asian?
Lisa WHUUUUT?!
Lisa NO! No, I love races! And colors!
Lisa In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor.
Bart How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are.
Lisa Bart! You're not helping.
Akira Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like “yellowface” and “yellow peril”, when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.
Homer Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!
Akira Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.
Akira To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.
Homer Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?
The player receives "Yellow Blues" which is to "Make Akira Work a 24 Hour Shift" and "Make The Simpsons Family Take Advantage of a Free Mea (x6)". It takes 6 and 24 hours.

Fuguaboutit Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Where are my loyal customers? The Happy Sumo used to be Springfield's Number One non-Krusty based restaurant.
Akira We were *the* place to go for food-based dares!
Professor Frink Well, the culinary scene has gotten more adventurous since you've been gone.
Professor Frink Many Springfields already have a sushi establishment, Swanky Fish. And their health department grade is an A, I say with an accusing ‘ahem.'
Akira So I have competition now? They may have superior sushi. But do they also serve sashimi?
Professor Frink Yes. They do both.
Akira Sushi and sashimi? That's our entire menu!
Akira I need to grab customers' attention. Now is the time for the return of FUGU!
Akira Dumb thrill seekers provide great word of mouth.
Akira On an unrelated note, how do you prepare Fugu?
The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Serve Questionable Fugu" and "Make Springfielders Eat Questionable Fugu (x10)". It takes 1 and 2 hours.

Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon

On behalf of my food-poisoned clients, I hope they all recover quickly, or you're in big trouble.

Template:Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon

On behalf of my 20% of any settlement, I hope at least one dies. I really like money.

Fuguaboutit Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.
Akira Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.
Akira But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.
Akira No one cares about quality when the samples are free.
The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.
Akira People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!

Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.
Akira Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.
Akira By the way, where are all the Asian people.
Akira Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.
Lisa Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.
Akira That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?
Lisa No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.
Lisa Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.
The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.

Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Hey, um, where are the Asian people?
Lisa Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?
Akira Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.
Lisa Sooooo… you and her are it.
Akira What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?
Lisa There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.
Akira THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!
Lisa Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?
Akira Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.
Akira And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.
The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.
Quimby I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!
Akira That's Korean.
Quimby Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?
Akira This meeting has not gone well.
Quimby Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.
Quimby By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—
Akira How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!
Quimby Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.
Quimby Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota…the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.
Quimby Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.
Quimby We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for…speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira That meeting was maddening.
Akira Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?
Akira Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?
Akira TETSUO! KANEDA!
Akira Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.
Akira If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Aw, it's like a bushy baby Groot. Baby Groot – heh heh – time for a branch cut.
Akira This adorable little plant is totally taking my mind off the clear racial imbalance in how people return to this town.
Akira Who needs equal treatment of many when I can work on me?
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Re-potting a bonsai gives it fresh nutrients and helps it remain strong.
Akira It's as if when you live in a small, contained place, you need to change the old soil - kick up the environment - to keep yourself from wilting and dying.
Akira Could that somehow be a metaphor for life? Springfield equals "small place."
Akira The stagnant lack of diversity equals “old soil.” And what would keep us from wilting and dying? Ah...
Akira No, Akira! Bonsai is your time to let go.
Akira Bury your ambitions way down inside where they can be forgotten and never disturb you again.
Akira So yeah... uh... cute tree description something something pot?
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3" which is to "Make Akira Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
Message Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!

A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Ah ha! A perfect bonsai to plant. No one else in Springfield has these unique and mad skills.
Akira This is why we need to increase diversity. Think of all the useful and impressive stereotypes that can't be given expression.
Akira Who is to do manis and pedis? Who does math moderately better than others? Who dry cleans clothes using ancient secrets?
Akira By placing this tree into the ground, I let an idea take root. Expanding the representation of cultures adds value to all communities.
Akira Also, that I rock at bonsai.
The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4" which is to "Build Bonsai (x3)".
Homer You know, your skill isn't that special. Any bozo like me can just buy your precious crooked shrub with donuts.
Akira But to be able to do without donuts what you need donuts to do, that is a special skill indeed.
Homer What are you trying to say, Yoda?
Akira Having me do it saves you donuts.
Homer Donuts I can use on other things? Ah, you are wise! Can I call you sensei?
Akira Okay. But only if the term has nothing to do with my race, and only applies because of my incredible intelligence.
Homer Sure. Whatever works for you.

Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Sensei, if you want to show how awesome your ancestral culture is, I know a better way than shoving midget trees everywhere.
Homer Use your ability to kick ass to prove you guys are kickass!
Akira Homer, you think being breathtakingly powerful at martial arts will excite people more than being good with vegetables?
Homer Yuh huh!
Akira Homer-san, please join me, but only if you have appropriate attire. When it comes to violence, I am very strict about wardrobe.
The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Karate Time". It takes 8 hours.

Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2

After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
Akira Why do you want me to say this?
Homer Just do it! Just do it! Just do it!
Akira I still don't understand what the point is.
Homer Trust me. Doing karate was awesome, right? I promise this will be even awesomer.
Akira Ok. Here goes. *clears throat*
Akira Oh my!
Homer He he he. You sound just like him.
The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Impersonate a Character from Star Trek". It takes 12 hours.
Bart That isn't Sulu. Sulu tried to buy weed and go to White Castle.
Homer Grrrrr. I hate the passage of time.

I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)

After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
Kumiko Akira-san, I heard of your efforts to diversify Springfield. I wanted to applaud you on your efforts, as valiant as ineffective.
Akira Ah, Kumiko-chan, it is nice to meet you. Lisa was right. You are easy to talk to, and rarely get jokes to say.
Kumiko Actually, I am quite funny. But only in Japanese, the best language for all comedy.
Akira I could use a laugh. Let us converse in the tongue of our ancestors, and practice speaking behind everyone else's back without them knowing.
The player receives "I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)" which is to " Make Akira Speak Japanese with Kumiko". It takes 6 hours.
Akira Ha ha! That is hilarious, Kumiko.
Akira What makes it even funnier is how it's impossible to translate into English.

Friendship Points Levels

Image Name Costs Unlock message Level required
Tapped Out Marge Tetherball Statue.png Marge Tetherball Statue FP Tapped Out.png4,000 / Donut400 300px 10
Tapped Out Mr. Teeny.png Mr. Teeny FP Tapped Out.png5,000 / Donut500 11

Other changes made

Sourced from TSTOTopix - What Changed with the Level 44 Update?
  • Two friend levels were added.
  • Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the Clash of Clones update.
  • The Valentine's Pond was added to the decorations which can be placed in Krustyland.
  • Shary Bobbins was moved from the Helpful Guest Stars character collection to More Oddballs.
  • The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench.
  • Homer's 16 hour task from the 4th July 2014 event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list.
  • Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate (though Sherri & Terri only earn for one character unlike their other tasks). Database gets the task for one quest only.
  • While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they’ll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP.
  • Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. This has to be a mistake, as it is a premium attraction in Krustyland, and other non-premium characters like Lisa, Bart, and Comic Book Guy still earn premium for the same task.
  • Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times.
  • The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns Cash150 and XP13 when it used to earn Cash135 and XP15.
  • Cool Lisa should now have sounds when touched or given jobs.

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