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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 44 content update
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The Level 44 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on September 5, 2014.
On Facebook on September 5, 2014 a string of numbers, 4461746162617365, was posted along with a teaser:
- A hacker's on the loose in Springfield and not even your deepest, darkest thoughts are safe. Especially that one you're thinking right now. And seriously, that's disgusting. Stay tuned for Level 44 and a new update to find out what this hacker wants!
It was found that the numbers, when translated from Hexadecimal to ASCII, resulted in the word "Database"[1], implying the character Database would be implemented.[2]
Two new Friendship Points levels were also implemented in this update.
Level Up Message
The level-up message is said by Miss Hoover
Level Up Message
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Characters
Image
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Character
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Database
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"Superfriends to the rescue!"
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Unlocked with Honest John's Computers.
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100px
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Akira
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"Which is poison and which is the tasty fish?"
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Unlocked with the Happy Sumo.
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Mr. Teeny
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"Ook ook, ah ah!"
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Is a Friendship Points prize. One job: "Go for a Walk with Krusty".
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Buildings
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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Honest John's Computers
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1,058,000
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24h
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Unlocks Database.
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The Happy Sumo
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100
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Unlocks Akira. Requires Level 5 and the completion of "Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 1".
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Squidport
Decorations
Image
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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Plum Tree
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325
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Bonsai
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12
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Gameplay
Database Recovery Pt. 1
After the player logs in
Template:Tapped Out Power Plant Icon
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MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.
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Homer, good God, what are you doing?!
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You can't let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!
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It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it's also very dangerous.
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What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?
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Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!
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Stampy
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*trunk blast*
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Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the...
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…third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.
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This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!
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Why it's missing this town's most famous landmark -- Honest John's Computers!
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Are you guys talking about Honest John's Computers? Man, I miss that place.
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Sure, Honest John's was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one's disputing that.
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I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.
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But I don't need to describe what Honest John's looks like. It's an image we all treasure.
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Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John's.
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Then let's just rebuild it in the town we have.
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Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.
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The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 1" which is to "Build Honest John's Computers". It takes 24 hours.
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Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!
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Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens.
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Who the hells is that?
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Database Recovery Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous.
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Again, whose is ya again?
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I heard we got a new kid! Is it...
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…oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong.
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I promise my presence will delight and--
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Whatever, nerdburger.
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We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!
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Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!
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Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk.
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That is not accurate to--
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Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!
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The player receives "Database Recovery Pt. 2" which is to "Make Townspeople Hang Out at Honest John's Computers (x10)" and "Make Database Be Alone". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
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This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has.
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I fear Ham is lost for all eternity.
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I'd really like to, Data…Data…
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Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted.
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You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks.
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They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens.
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Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for.
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...Is it wheezing?
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Bonsai!
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Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Plant Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends.
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In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen.
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Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
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Bonsai
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...
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Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment.
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Bonsai
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...
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Quiet, Bonnie!
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And you better not scream when I prune you.
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It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Bonsai
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!!!
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie.
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Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?
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May I be of service, sad weirdo?
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As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai.
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My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography.
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Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai.
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As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there.
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Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours.
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The player receives "Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper.
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That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here.
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As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content.
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Message
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Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
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Message
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Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Hello, other children. Would anyone like to see my miniature forest?
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I would be happy to make one for you for the low, low price of social interaction.
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Eh, we good. We're all busy at the moment.
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Still RAMbunctious to take a BYTE out of Honest John's and C++ what more they have?
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I used wordplay to show that I'm fun.
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Wordplay is never fun.
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Anything you learn at school – words, numbers, self-identity and how to form meaningful peer relationships – is lame.
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I like wordplay--
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FRIEND!
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Uh, thanks for your bonsai offer, Database. But while we're done with Honest John's, we've moved on to other things.
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I'm poking a hive of dying yellow jackets with a dried-up highlighter.
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And I'm leaning my rather large nose waaaay too close--
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Children, whatever time it is, it's time for school!
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So you better not be busy on one of your so-called "missions."
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School! There's no way people can avoid interacting with me once they lock the doors!
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*sigh* That did not sound good. Self-awareness brings so much misery.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 1" which is to "Make Database Go to School" and "Make Children Go to School (x8)". It takes 6 hours.
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I forgot I'm in the Gifted Child program. Which in Springfield means my classes are by myself.
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Sshhh! Don't let Lisa hear you. I need her to stay in my class to raise the GPA, so I can keep my J-O-B.
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I spelled “job” correctly, right?
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Yes, Miss Hoover.
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And have tomorrow's lesson plan to me by 10pm tonight.
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I like to review it while my kelp-and-volcanic-mud facial sets.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Hey Martin! We are like-minded types, i.e. losers, i.e. people who say i.e. -- want to hang?
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Hang? Now?
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I seem to recall wanting to “hang” once upon a more convenient hour, only to be turned aside like a Timon of Athens or other lesser work of The Bard.
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I'm sorry I didn't invite you to join Superfriends, Martin.
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The week we formed it you were a theater ponce, not a tech weenie.
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You change your interests around a lot.
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I am a general, catch-all dork-type and everyone knows it!
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Now good day, sir!
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Martin, we can be Superfriends 2.0. That's a reference to software upgrades I just thought of--
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I SAID GOOD DAY!
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 2" which is to "Make Martin Ride a Bike (x8)". It takes 8 hours.
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Ahhhh. Nothing restores balance to the mind like an 8 hour bike ride.
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So have you thought over Superfriends 2.0 yet? Think we got a real winner of a notion, I do.
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C'mon, Database. Take a hint. I said, “I SAID GOOD DAY” and everything.
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Oh. “Good day” means “go away.” I get it now.
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In this town, people can find you and talk to you no matter where you are or they are. That is super creepy.
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Though it does explain why we have no phones.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3
After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark
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Hey dweebus, you look sad. If you miss the old Springfield, I can make this place seem just like it.
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Uh, your words sound like a set up to beating me up.
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What? Dolph was expressing sincere thoughts of concern.
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He started off by insulting me.
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I thought he was insinuating he'd make new Springfield seem more familiar by hitting me, as he used to do in the past.
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One: Dolph uses insults to couch his emotions. That's just how Dolph is.
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Thanks for getting me, Nelson Butt-Muntz.
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Two: We were going to suggest visiting places that were important to you in the old town, and forging a new connection with those places.
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It helps us get through the day.
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You do not get to tell me when I am expressing empathy or not, D-Base!
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You don't know me! You're not my dream journal!
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I'm sorry, Dolph, truly I am.
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We're bullies, so we don't really do apologies. By our code, there's only one way to gain forgiveness.
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I understand. Please avoid breaking my glasses, if you can.
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Whoever is in charge has yet to build an optometrist's office.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 3" which is to "Make Database Get Bullied". It takes 8 hours.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4
After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
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If I had been asked before what body part would be sorest after pounding on a nerd, I wouldn't have said the wrists.
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But my arm wigglers are barking!
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Thanks for spending some time with me, guys.
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If you want to meet up to bully me again, I'm open.
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I feel unclean inside. I need a bikini carwash for my soul.
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Doesn't have to be a serious thing. I get you have a lot going on.
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Just when you've got no one better to pick on, you know.
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Keep your giant, creep-o head away from us, D-Base!
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You've taken the purity of hurting those weaker than you and made it seem disgusting.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 4" which is to "Make Database Bully Himself". It takes 1 hour.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Why are you walking around like a humdrum little glum bum. Did someone make fun of your glasses?
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No. What's wrong with my glasses?
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Uh… nothing.
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Nothing could be wrong with wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's binoculars. It's a flattering look.
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I bet I know something that'll pick that chin up. I'm kind of the Number One mom around here.
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Don't tell Manjula or Bernice I said that.
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All you need to succeed is to be yourself. If you're yourself, then everyone has to like you!
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That's it! That's exactly how I'll get this town to like me!
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Mom Number One does it again!
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I'm glad you let me give you some advice. The only time I get to spend guiding my children is when I walk Maggie.
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Actually, your advice was total gibberish.
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How can I be anybody but myself?
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Even if I'm uncertain or lying, that's still me. Only dimwit actors pretend to be other people.
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For the rest of us, even our pretenses are just explorations of different aspects of our personalities.
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What was useful is that what you said was totally idiotic.
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Most of what people say is totally idiotic. If they could just see that, then they'd realize they aren't superior to me.
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And then they'll be willing to be my friends!
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If this is being yourself, then you were right. That advice was terrible.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 5" which is to "Make Database Browse Magazines on Code". It takes 4 hours.
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I just need to find the magazine that contains the source code for the universe.
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Let's see: Matrixweek, Matrix Illustrated, Matrix People, McSweeney's Matrix Report, Matrix & Garden…
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Eureka! EA Guide! It's just like TV Guide, only nothing like it!
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This should detail the programming language of our world, which is how I normally talk as I'm a nerd.
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Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6
After tapping on Database's exclamation mark
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Prof. Frink, whether you're here or not, I need to talk to you!
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Yes, my young glaven! What goofball science need caused you to seek me out?
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I'm trying to build a machine that unlocks the code of the universe, so I can make it visible to all.
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This isn't for the hacking and the malware spreading and the free donuts that lose potential corporate income?
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No. I just want to show people that they're worthless morons so they'll agree to be my friends.
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Ok. Well, that's fine.
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You get the fake technology you need from my brand-name line, sold exclusively at Honest John's Computers.
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Honest John's? They carry gloybal circuits AND moyven sprockets?
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They better.
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I didn't put my face on a display table to sell a bunch of tablets and graphing calculators.
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The player receives "Seeking A Friend For The End Of This Update Pt. 6" which is to "Make Database Nerd Out". It takes 24 hours.
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You've done it! Your very first cartoonishly nonsensical contraption. I'm so proud!
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Thanks. In some way, I feel I have already accomplished my goal.
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For I have made a friend in you.
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Yes, oy-um. But you can't count on me.
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I'm premium and you're regular -- it's a friendship that some cheapskates won't allow.
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Also, once you build a machine, you've got to flip the on switch.
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Even the hydrogen bomb got a test drive.
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99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, what's going on? How come I can read me saying, “Hey, what's going on?”
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I can read what you said too, Homer.
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And I can read what I'm saying right now! That means, youz alls can read my speak-a-ma-goos.
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Ew boy. If a bartender can't curse out patrons under his breath, his mind will snap like a twig.
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Don't be afraid.
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I've just hacked the code of our universe - which is definitely a real thing - to show all of you exactly what you say.
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SHUUUUUUUHB?!
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Exactly!
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Abstract guttural noises. Nonsense phrases doubling as slang. Strained pop culture references.
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Now do you see how much pointless speech fills your lives?!
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I've always known that. But you don't see me being a jerk about it.
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Self-awareness may be painful, but it's also an opportunity to grow.
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Having to see and read what we say will force us to confront how we treat each other. This will spur us on to improve ourselves.
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Counterpoint: Texting.
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I'm not sure Springfield has enough room for these yap yap bubbles. The town's borders are, ahm, a tad inflexible.
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And now that you know I know, please stop sending me comments about it.
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Oh, just tap on what's said and you can send it away—
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Tap!
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Ooooooo!
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Now how do I get rid of the “Ooooooo”?
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Uh… what's it that I gotta do again?
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The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 1" which is to "Make Springfielders Tap Away their Thoughts (x15), "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 16 hours.
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I feel honored people are--
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Tap.
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People are enjoying what I—
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Tap.
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Made. The greatest achievement is the joy—
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Tap.
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Oh lord, what have I—
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Tap.
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99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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Hmmm.
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Tap.
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Tap.
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ZZZ…tap…ZZZ
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Tap.
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Homer, everyone in town can—
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Tap.
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Homer!
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Marge, sweetie, that was an accident. I, of course, wanted to hear the entirety of your worried nagging.
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Hey yammer bags, clamp those lips, or I will staple gun them shut!
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I'm trying to. But every time I get rid of these speechy thingums, another one takes its place.
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Tap.
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SEE!
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Tap.
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D'oh!
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Before you get caught in a loop, Dad, might I advise you to just tap silently.
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Then the word “tap” won't appear, needing you to tap it.
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Got it. Thanks, Lisa.
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Tap.
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I tried.
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Why do any of you read all these stupid letter jumbles we barf?
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If they're annoying you, I'll show you how to deal with them.
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The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Bart Skateboard (x3), "Make Homer Tap Away his Thoughts" and "Make Database Bask in his Achievement". It takes 4 hours.
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Every time I say this I'm incredulous, but Bart's right.
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We should go out and be active and live our lives instead of commenting on them.
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That may be true. I know I have more important things to do.
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But I feel bad ignoring all this dialog. People put a lot of time into it--
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Tap.
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D'oh!
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Yeah, I really gotta start doing something better with my time.
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99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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gldfhklfkj *hiccup*
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ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
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ylkv%#fr *hiccup*
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$$$$$$ *vomit*
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How come everyone is making even less sense than usual?
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Exhausted by having to constantly reflect on their words, most have sought refuge in the incoherency of alcohol.
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Lisa, I'm not sure you're any more central than you were before, if you still only say exposition.
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Yeah, well now I say a lot more of it. So there.
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If what you say is true, no one can claim they're too busy to spend quality time with me.
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Who wants to play a board game where we compete to determine price earnings ratio for the 15th century Hanseatic League?
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I'm afraid that answer will undoubtedly be no one.
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Except me, of course, but only if I get to be Lübeck. Love me some Lübeck.
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Don't you get it?
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You can't get people to want to quote unquote ‘hang' with you by making the rest of their lives worse.
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But how they now experience the world is how I do all the time!
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SHUUUUUUUHB?!
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Ugh, did I just say “SHUUUUUUUHB?!”? I'm becoming more like my father every day.
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I'm very well aware that everything I do, even the very sound of my voice, is a nerd cliché.
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It's like I was designed by a team of self-loathing losers as an effigy of all the things they hated about themselves as kids.
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As if they could expunge their pasts by watching me be burned in flames of youthful humiliation.
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Ugh, who says such things? I can't take being exposed to such thoughts any longer.
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It's time I joined these drooling, oblivious morlocks.
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Schlerffftttp!
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No, you can't!
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Primo, you're underage. Secunda, your brain is a gift.
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Database, you've shown your intelligence has the power to change the world.
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You just need to learn how to harness that ability to improve the lives of others.
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Or at least entertain them at a moderately successful rate. Like 63%.
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Maybe 42% after you've built up enough good will.
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I, for one, would be glad to join you on your journey toward fulfillment. If you would have me, Superfriend.
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Aw.
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To begin such a journey, I recommend following a spiritual practice to gain control over your emotions.
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You never hear of the Dalai Lama getting in a bar fight, do you?
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The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Meditate". It takes 12 hours.
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By the way, I know most of what I just said was exposition. But I said it to help you.
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So don't sass off about it.
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Bloatation Device
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Youz guys, I don't see no more words no more! I can go back to not being sure how youz is spelled.
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Should I include an ‘e'? Should I not? Two ‘o' vowels back-to-back like ‘booze'? I ain't at all sure!
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Yes. I reset the universe code to the way it was. And to make up for messing with everyone, I even managed to pry out some of those donuts you all like.
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Yay! We can all be welcome to Superfriends 2.0!
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Superfriends 2.0.1. Don't forget the latest patch!
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Oh Database. Life is going to be hard for you.
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At least until college.
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The player receives "99 Luft-Word-Balloons Pt. 2" which is to "Make Database Go for Shakes", "Make Martin Go for Shakes", Make Lisa Go for Shakes". It takes 12 hours.
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Yellow Blues
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Ah, Springfield! It is pleasing to return to you, where I can do and say things referencing the culture of Japan.
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I had feared I was trapped in yomi, the underground home of the dead in Shintoism. See, I'm doing it already.
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It's terrific you're back, Akira!
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Between you and me, Springfield has been looking awfully yellow lately.
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Is that comment…because I'm Asian?
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WHUUUUT?!
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NO! No, I love races! And colors!
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In fact, rainbow is my favorite sherbet flavor.
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How could the color yellow apply to Asians? You're more pale than we are.
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Bart! You're not helping.
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Even though I possess an awareness of racist ideas like “yellowface” and “yellow peril”, when I look at my hands, I have to admit the boy is right.
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Hey, you can't use those terms! They're only for fellow yellows to use with each other!
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Mr. Homer, I have acted dishonorably and brought shame to my ancestors, two ways of feeling that pop culture says are appropriately Japanese-y.
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To make amends, please bring your family to The Happy Sumo for a free dinner.
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Alright! Why let anger eat away at you when you can eat away your anger?
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The player receives "Yellow Blues" which is to "Make Akira Work a 24 Hour Shift" and "Make The Simpsons Family Take Advantage of a Free Mea (x6)". It takes 6 and 24 hours.
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Fuguaboutit Pt. 1
Fuguaboutit Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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A class-action lawsuit is only a small setback.
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Swanky Fish may have better tasting food that doesn't make people sick.
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But they can't beat us on our cheapness or our willingness to operate at a loss.
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No one cares about quality when the samples are free.
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The player receives "Fuguaboutit Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Hand Out Sushi Samples". It takes 4 hours.
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People will be sold on the deliciousness of our raw fish once they've tried these day old pieces, warmed under the beating sun!
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Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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I think I saw an alien while I was out. He was actually a pretty nice guy/thing.
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Turned out, we both really like raw dolphin meat.
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By the way, where are all the Asian people.
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Are they all crammed into the Buddhist monastery, burning offerings to their ancestors? That is a good time.
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Yeah... Asian people... Comic Book Guy now has a Japanese wife.
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That fat, hairy kaiju?! Is she a horrific creature from the sea as well?
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No, she's very pretty. And really easy to talk to. And smart.
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Doesn't say a lot of jokes though, but no worse than any other woman in town.
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The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 1" which is to "Build Springfield Buddhist Temple" and "Make Akira Discretely Talk About Double Standards". It takes 12 hours.
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Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Hey, um, where are the Asian people?
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Heh... sooooo, remember when I mentioned Comic Book Guy's wife?
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Yeah. That may or may not have been a long time ago, but it was just one conversation back.
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Sooooo… you and her are it.
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What?! I've seen a space alien! Are you telling me there are half as many space aliens in this town as there are Asian people?
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There are actually possibly three aliens in this town... if the town belongs to a big spender.
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THREE SPACE ALIENS?! There are more space aliens than Asian people?!
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Well, there is Apu. Does Indian count as Asian?
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Our potato-headed, whiskey-soaked papist mayor is about to get an angry Asian earful.
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And before you tell me what I said was racist, I never said Japanese people aren't racist. Just that this is messed up.
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The player receives "Demographic Rude-ity Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Take on City Hall". It takes 24 hours.
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I hear you and understand your frustration. This issue is hotter than spicy kimchi!
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That's Korean.
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Er, is that the wrong type of youse? Siracha? Does that work?
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This meeting has not gone well.
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Here me out in full. The 2010 Census says that 5.6% of the US population is Asian.
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By my count, we have more than 150 possible individuals in Springfield, not including outfits—
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How many of those individuals speak? I bet you're counting pets!
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Limiting to only those who have said things, we have over 100 men, women, children, and whoozits like that.
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Counting you, Kumiko, and Nasapota…the Apus, we have an almost 5% Asian population. Demographically, we're pretty on par with the country.
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Additionally, three quarters of Asian-Americans are concentrated in 10 states. Perhaps Springfield isn't in one of those states.
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We might be a little more diverse than you give us credit for…speaking relative only to the least diverse parts of America.
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A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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That meeting was maddening.
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Where is Cookie Kwan? Where is Hubert Wong and his parents?
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Where are Tetsuo and Kaneda, my best friends that everyone in Springfield's Asian-American community know and love?
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TETSUO! KANEDA!
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Breathe, Akira, and visualize mini trees.
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If I focus on my bonsai, it will help me stay zen, and other Japanese-y things. Anime.
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The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Plant a Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Aw, it's like a bushy baby Groot. Baby Groot – heh heh – time for a branch cut.
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This adorable little plant is totally taking my mind off the clear racial imbalance in how people return to this town.
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Who needs equal treatment of many when I can work on me?
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The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Prune Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Re-potting a bonsai gives it fresh nutrients and helps it remain strong.
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It's as if when you live in a small, contained place, you need to change the old soil - kick up the environment - to keep yourself from wilting and dying.
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Could that somehow be a metaphor for life? Springfield equals "small place."
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The stagnant lack of diversity equals “old soil.” And what would keep us from wilting and dying? Ah...
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No, Akira! Bonsai is your time to let go.
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Bury your ambitions way down inside where they can be forgotten and never disturb you again.
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So yeah... uh... cute tree description something something pot?
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The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 3" which is to "Make Akira Re-pot Bonsai". It takes 12 hours.
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Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!
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A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Ah ha! A perfect bonsai to plant. No one else in Springfield has these unique and mad skills.
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This is why we need to increase diversity. Think of all the useful and impressive stereotypes that can't be given expression.
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Who is to do manis and pedis? Who does math moderately better than others? Who dry cleans clothes using ancient secrets?
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By placing this tree into the ground, I let an idea take root. Expanding the representation of cultures adds value to all communities.
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Also, that I rock at bonsai.
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The player receives "A Deep Bonsai of Relief Pt. 4" which is to "Build Bonsai (x3)".
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You know, your skill isn't that special. Any bozo like me can just buy your precious crooked shrub with donuts.
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But to be able to do without donuts what you need donuts to do, that is a special skill indeed.
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What are you trying to say, Yoda?
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Having me do it saves you donuts.
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Donuts I can use on other things? Ah, you are wise! Can I call you sensei?
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Okay. But only if the term has nothing to do with my race, and only applies because of my incredible intelligence.
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Sure. Whatever works for you.
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Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Sensei, if you want to show how awesome your ancestral culture is, I know a better way than shoving midget trees everywhere.
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Use your ability to kick ass to prove you guys are kickass!
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Homer, you think being breathtakingly powerful at martial arts will excite people more than being good with vegetables?
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Yuh huh!
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Homer-san, please join me, but only if you have appropriate attire. When it comes to violence, I am very strict about wardrobe.
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The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 1" which is to "Make Akira Karate Time". It takes 8 hours.
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Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2
After tapping on Akira's exclamation mark
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Why do you want me to say this?
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Just do it! Just do it! Just do it!
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I still don't understand what the point is.
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Trust me. Doing karate was awesome, right? I promise this will be even awesomer.
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Ok. Here goes. *clears throat*
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Oh my!
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He he he. You sound just like him.
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The player receives "Sensei You, Sensei Me Pt. 2" which is to "Make Akira Impersonate a Character from Star Trek". It takes 12 hours.
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That isn't Sulu. Sulu tried to buy weed and go to White Castle.
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Grrrrr. I hate the passage of time.
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I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)
After tapping on Kumiko's exclamation mark
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Akira-san, I heard of your efforts to diversify Springfield. I wanted to applaud you on your efforts, as valiant as ineffective.
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Ah, Kumiko-chan, it is nice to meet you. Lisa was right. You are easy to talk to, and rarely get jokes to say.
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Actually, I am quite funny. But only in Japanese, the best language for all comedy.
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I could use a laugh. Let us converse in the tongue of our ancestors, and practice speaking behind everyone else's back without them knowing.
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The player receives "I Think I’m Turning Japanese (Because I Am Japanese)" which is to " Make Akira Speak Japanese with Kumiko". It takes 6 hours.
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Ha ha! That is hilarious, Kumiko.
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What makes it even funnier is how it's impossible to translate into English.
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Friendship Points Levels
Other changes made
- Sourced from TSTOTopix - What Changed with the Level 44 Update?
- Two friend levels were added.
- Characters were added back into the Krustyland Goers character group. They were added with the Level 43 update, but removed with the Clash of Clones update.
- The Valentine's Pond was added to the decorations which can be placed in Krustyland.
- Shary Bobbins was moved from the Helpful Guest Stars character collection to More Oddballs.
- The Love Bench was added to the Benches group, which means it can be used for tasks which require a bench.
- Homer's 16 hour task from the 4th July 2014 event to "Safely Do His Job" was removed from his task list.
- Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Nelson, Sherri & Terri, and Martin now have the 6 hour task to Go To School. Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Rod, and Todd had the task already. Jimbo, Kearney, and Sherri & Terri will earn the premium rate (though Sherri & Terri only earn for one character unlike their other tasks). Database gets the task for one quest only.
- While Mr Teeny is locked, Krusty will still have the 12 hour task to Walk Mr Teeny and it will earn the regular rate of $420 and 100 XP. After Mr Teeny is unlocked, they’ll both do the task and it will require both Krusty and Mr Teeny to be free. It'll earn $840 and 200 XP.
- Eddie and Lou have their 4-hour tasks in Krustyland to "Ride The Viking Boat" restored, after being removed with the Clash of Clones Event update. Their 8 hour task to "Ride The Eyeballs Of Death" no longer pays premium. This has to be a mistake, as it is a premium attraction in Krustyland, and other non-premium characters like Lisa, Bart, and Comic Book Guy still earn premium for the same task.
- Building base multipliers updated. Level 36 buildings are now at the base rate, levels 37 & 38 at 1.3 times the base rate, level 39 at 1.4 times, level 40 at 1.6 times, level 41 at 2 times, level 42 at 3 times, and levels 43 and 44 at 4 times.
- The default building award for 8 hour buildings now earns 150 and 13 when it used to earn 135 and 15.
- Cool Lisa should now have sounds when touched or given jobs.
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