The Fool Monty/Quotes
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- Smithers: I'm so happy I could hug you.
- Mr. Burns: And have me smell like cheap drug store cologne the rest of the day? You may hug my shadow.
- Homer: he will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with.
- Homer: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.
- Smithers: He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six in the morning in the back of the head.
- Mr. Burns: I want to die quietly on my own term crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.
- Mayer Quimby (about Mr. Burns): Give him what he wants. He's the only tax payer in this town.
- Marge: This isn't a line for a movie, why are you dressed in that costume?
- Comic Book Guy: Because I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.
- Mr. Burns: I'll have 37 snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers, and the rest for my hounds.
- Homer: Hurry up, boy! We have to burn everything the cat touched, before the virus makes us paranoid! (lit a match)
- Marge: Homer! (blows the match out and Homer lit another match) Stop burning! (blows the match out again) They have a vaccine!
- Homer: All right. We'll get the vaccine.
(Abe emerge out of the pile yawning)
- Marge: (referring to Abe) Homer, did you know he was in the pile? I thought he was an old clump of rags.
