Dangerous Curves/Quotes

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Patty: "I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue."
Homer: [offended] "Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!"
Patty: "Not from the diving board!"

Ned Flanders: "It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds."
Homer: "What? But I have urges!"
Ned: "That's just your trouser devil talking."
Homer: "He's not talking, he's yelling!"

Bart: [to Homer and Marge necking in the back seat] "Hey! Knock it off back there!"
Homer: "But we're married!"
Bart: "All right, but keep it PG."
Homer: "How about R?"
Bart: "PG-13."
Homer: "Woo-hoo! Adult situations!"

Homer: I left my daddy to look for them.

[Cuts to the Simpsons' house Grampa is heard laughing inside Bart and Lisa are tickling him]

Grampa: Stop! Stop!
Lisa: Where are your cookies?
Grampa: I don't remember!
Bart: i'll tickle! [They continue tickling Grampa]
Season 20 Quotes
Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes • Lost Verizon • Double, Double, Boy in Trouble • Treehouse of Horror XIX • Dangerous Curves • Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words • MyPods and Boomsticks • The Burns and the Bees • Lisa the Drama Queen • Take My Life, Please • How the Test Was Won • No Loan Again, Naturally • Gone Maggie Gone • In the Name of the Grandfather • Wedding for Disaster • Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe • The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly • Father Knows Worst • Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh • Four Great Women and a Manicure • Coming to Homerica