Robert Wagner

This article is about the character. For the guest star, see Robert Wagner.

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Character Information Gender: Male ♂ Status: Alive Hair: Brown Occupation: Actor First appearance: "Goo Goo Gai Pan" Voiced by: Himself

Robert Wagner is an American actor.

History

When Selma showed signs of going through menopause, Dr. Hibbert had her watch a video about the topic, featuring Robert Wagner.

Wagner opened the video by lifting a hen off of an empty nest and saying, "What do you know? She's out of eggs. And if you're watching this, so are you." He went on to outline some of the life changes associated with menopause, saying that while it marked the end of having children, it also marked a "wonderful new plateau in a woman's life". Wagner concluded the video by saying, "So let's all give menopause a round of men-applause." Wagner balked at the "menapplause" pun and said he wasn't saying that, but it had already been recorded on video.

Appearances

• Episode – "Goo Goo Gai Pan"

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