Bloggin' a Food Blog

Marge, Bart and Lisa in the song

Bloggin' a Food Blog that was performed by Marge, Bart and Lisa.

Lyrics

We're Bloggin' a food blog, Marge and Bart and Lisa,

As one now, we're having fun now.

Throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names,

Rolling into K-Town for Bibimbap and bulgogi,

The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchee,

Gimme Housemade terrines, my duck is always confit,

I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need,

I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide,

A fumatore in Brindisi Fed-Exed me salami,

Don't scoop gelato unless it's got umami,

I'll be "Frank" like Bruni, "Ruthless" like Reichl "Wiley" like Dufresne, and when I take the mike,

I'll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize Colicchio,

Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio,

Throw it in the Pho, Yo

And don't you call that Pho "Phoe"

Talk about broth-squirtin' dumplin's

We're bloggin a food blog

Uploadin'pics with our fun mom

Credits version

We're bloggin' a food blog

Settin' up accounts for our users, using computers

Post tweets every day, yo, yo, tweets every day, y'all

Never give it four stars—ain't never give it four stars—maybe two, maybe three

Moderatin' the comments,

Checkin' the page views

G-G-G Duck fat—truffle oil—Yo, yo,yo

My food is art. My food is art—It comes right from the heart

Behind the Laughter

The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.

It was composed by Davin Wood with lyrics by Matt Selman, Tim Heidecker and Eric Warheim.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Food Wife"

References

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