Bloggin' a Food Blog

Bloggin' a Food Blog that was performed by Marge, Bart and Lisa.

Lyrics

Bloggin' a food blog, Marge and Bart and Lisa,

As one now, we're having fun now.

I'm throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs' names

Rolling into K-Town for beepin' boppin' bulgogi

The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchee

Housemade terrines, my ducks are always confit

I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need

I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide

Afumatoare in Brindisi Fed-Exes me salami

Don't scoop me gelato unless it's got umami

I'll be "Frank" like Bruni, "Ruthless" like Reichl "Wiley" like Dufresne, and when I take the mike, I'll Rhyme about radicchio, criticize Colicchio

Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio

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Behind the Laughter

The song was performed by guest stars Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. The song pays homage to "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Food Wife"

References

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