See No Evil, Hear No Evil!/Quotes

Quotes

Radioactive Man: Please, Mr. President -- don't eat me! I voted for you!

Claude Kane III: [thinking] Gee whiz! Where do these comic book writers get their nutty ideas? The President didn't grow anywhere near that big!

Claude Kane III: [thinking] Ohmigosh! My worst nightmare has come true! My hat has blown off! The lightning bolt that's stuck in my head is exposed! Got to cover my head before anyone sees me! My secret identity is in peril!

Bleeding Heart: Hey, hero--don't you have anything better to do than beat up on peaceful kids?

Radioactive Man: You!! The costume is new, but I recognize the wearer-- --Purple Heart!

Bleeding Heart: You pass the eye test, man--but you flunk current events! I've got a new name to go with the new threads! Call me-- --Bleeding Heart!!

Radioactive Man: I don't understand! You're... defending these... these left-wingers?! Can't you see they're breaking the law?!

Bleeding Heart: No, they're not! There's no law against peacefully protesting the President's morally bankrupt policies!

Radioactive Man: There isn't?! Well, there sure ought to be!

Man: [thinking] Geez, there sure have been a lot of superheroes hangin' around since Miles Mando moved in! Must be just a coincidence!

Bleeding Heart: I've been doing a lot of heavy thinking! In the dark night of my soul, I underwent a startling philosophical conversion...from smugly complacent, holier-than-thou arch-conservative to smugly complacent, hipper-than-thou pseudo-liberal-- --And believe me, it feels good!

Radioactive Man: [thinking] Whew! I thought I'd never get out of there!

Purple Heart: [thinking] Whew! I thought that square would never leave!

Radioactive Man: [thinking] I can't believe that one of my teammates from the Superior Squad has fallen prey to the dark forces of peace and love! It almost shakes my faith in my fellow superheroes! Thank goodness I can always rely on my ward Rod Runtledge, aka Fallout Boy! I haven't seen him in weeks--not since I followed Gloria here to Washington on her special assignment! I think it's time for me to head home to Zenith! I hope Rod hasn't been too lonely, what with my dad off on another hopeless search for the wreckage of mom's plane!

Radioactive Man: Jumping jeepers!! My trusted sidekick has become a dirty hippie!

Radioactive Man: Yikes! Psychedelic force beams--disorienting me--!

Purple Heart: Black Partridge?! I've heard of you--you're one of the good guys! Stop, you crazy, mixed-up chick! We're not pigs--we're good guys too!

Black Partridge: Very interesting--but stupid! Why should I believe you?!

Radioactive Man: I guess you must be new at this business! Let me explain the standard procedure for meeting another superhero! First, we misunderstand each other, then we fight, then we realize we're on the same side, so finally we team up against our mutual foe!

Bleeding Heart: Yeah, but this time we're kinda in a hurry, so we have to skip the fighting part!

Radioactive Man: Besides, I can't fight a girl! Unless it's a girl robot, like my arch-foe Pneumatica, of course.

Black Partridge: You know, this kid looks a lot like your sidekick Fallout Boy!

Radioactive Man: What?! I-I don't see any resemblance!

Radioactive Man: [thinking] Gulp! Does she suspect my secret identity?

Black Partridge: [thinking] What a moron!

Radioactive Man: World peace?! Why, that's nothing but a commie code word for world conquest! Lets go beat some sense into these dirty reds!

Hypno-Head: Welcome, my obsequious seekers of enlightenment! I am here to show you the true path to spiritual fulfillment! You must free yourself from your proactive minds--surrender your ego attachments--cast down the burden of your free will! Obey me!

Radioactive Man: Unnnnh...

Bleeding Heart: [thinking] RM is starting to wake up--Hypno-Head's spell is wearing off! If I can just stall long enough...

Bleeding Heart: Uh, as long as we're helpless, why don't you tell us all about your master plan?!

Hypno-Head: Hmmm...yes, I suppose that is standard procedure for moments such as these! Very well... Once I've disposed of you, I'll lead my army of young mind-slaves to overthrow the oppressive dictatorship of the United States and install myself as President!

Radioactive Man: These fiends will be on their way to the costumed criminal masterminds and henchmen cell block of the Upstate Correctional Institute before they wake up! And while we're at it, maybe we can get those ex-disciples to a barber! Great work, Fallout Boy! You arrived in the nick of time! How did you free yourself from Hypno-Head's mind control?

Fallout Boy: I was never under his mind control!

Radioactive Man: What? But that photo--

Fallout Boy: Radioactive Man, there's someone I want you to meet--

Radioactive Man: [Gasp!]

Fallout Boy: --My long-lost twin brother, Dodd! He's been under Hypno-Head's spell, but since we put the kibosh on ol' HH, Dodd and the rest are coming out of their trance! Dodd, meet Radioactive Man!

Dodd Runtledge: Rod--is that you? Wh-where am I? Why am I wearing these strange clothes?

Bleeding Heart: So tell me about yourself, baby! What's your sign? How do you feel about free love?

Black Partridge: [thinking] What a jerk!