The High Cost of Giving/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey Grampa, can I have five dollars?
- Grampa: What for?
- Bart: A comic book.
- Grampa: What? Five dollars for a comic book? Why when I was a kid comics only cost a penny! The day I pay five bucks for a comic is the day I'll pay a thousand dollars for a new car!
- Bart: Okay how about giving me five dollars for a new car?
- Grampa: Now you're talkin'!
