Homer the Hopeless Romantic/Quotes

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Marge: Homey, how come you're never romantic the way people on TV are?

Homer: For your information, I just so happen to be a hopeless romantic! Don't you remember the first time we met?

Homer: [narrating] It was love at first sight. I knew from the start that we would spend the rest of our lives together. I will cherish those days for the rest of my life!

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Young Homer: A rose by any other name...would be Marge

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Marge: Humph! You don't remember what happened the first time we really met, do you?

[flashback to 1973]

Young Homer: Hey, lady, will you buy us some beer?

Young Marge: I'm the same age as you are! I'm in your class at school!

Young Homer: Yeah, but you look a lot older!

Young Marge: Hrmmm...