Homer's Bedtime Story/Quotes
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
- Maggie: Waaaahhhh!!!
- Marge: Homer, go check on Maggie.
- Homer: Why me?
- Marge: Because we made a deal. At night, whenever Bart, Lisa or Maggie get up, you're in charge. Whenever vampires, werewolves or mummies attack, I'm in charge.
- Homer: Oh, yeah. Sucker.
- Homer: There, there. Don’t worry, everything’s okay. Daddy’s gonna tell you a bedtime story. There was once a noble man who lived far away in a beautiful city full of hills and...
- Message box: Ten minutes later...
- Homer: ...And after arresting Rico on charges of possession everyone agreed that Nash Bridges was the greatest man alive.
- Homer: Waaaahhhh!!!
- Marge: There, there. It’ll be okay. Let me tell you the “Walker, Texas Ranger” story. You both like that one, right?
- Maggie: Waaaahhhh!!!
