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Holy Bible
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Book Information
Genre: Religious texts
First appearance: "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"

The Holy Bible is a collection of religious texts sacred in Christianity.

History

After Lisa became Buddhist, Reverend Lovejoy said to Marge, while holding the Holy Bible, that she could "save more souls with roller skates and Easy-Bake ovens than with this 2 thousand-page sleeping pill."[1]

When Ned Flanders was dating Sara Sloane, he began to imagine the Holy Bible stripping for him.[2]

Homer was flicking through the Bible at church when Grampa started to act crazy.[3]

Non-canon

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When Homer started to burn the Holy Bible, God began to choke him.[4]

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