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A Whale of a Time
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 12
Update: Showbiz Showdown
Required characters: Moby Man, Sea Captain
Optional characters: Moe, Barney
Internal name(s): AWhaleOfATime
ID(s): 259041 - 259043


A Whale of a Time is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Showbiz Showdown content update. It requires Moby Man to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Moby Man's exclamation mark
Sea Captain So there I was, on the black ocean with a night full of st-arrrrs...that's when I saw it.
Moe - Shocked Saw what?! Whad ya see?! I gotta know!
Sea Captain The most fearsome creature to ever ply the seas.
Moby Man *opens door to Moe's* Man, what a tough day today. Make it a double, Moe.
Sea Captain - Aghast Shiver me timbers, that's him! That's the whale!
Moby Man - Annoyed Whoa, a whale? Please. I'm a porpoise.
Sea Captain - Annoyed Drawin' me in with yer siren's song, eh? I'll keel haul your gizzarrrd, I will!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build the Houseboat".
Task: "Make Moby Man Fight the Sea Captain". The job takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Charge Everyone to Watch". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Moby Man's exclamation mark
Moby Man - Annoyed You're pretty tough for an old sea salt.
Sea Captain - Annoyed This "sea salt" is gonna grind ya under me boot like a barnacle!
Moe - Annoyed Hey, I can't have any boot grindin' in my place!
Sea Captain - Aghast But this is the great fish I've spent my life huntin' for!
Moby Man - Confused You might have me confused with the Little Mermaid. I'm Moby Man.
Barney He's one of them Vindicators.
Sea Captain If this be true then I have no quarrel with ye. What say ye to a parley?
Moby Man - Happy I'll drink to that. Moe, serve us up two Salty Dogs.
Moe - Confused I gotta catch em first.
Moby Man - Confused A Salty Dog is a drink.
Moe - Confused Not 'round here it ain't.
Task: "Make Moby Man Order Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make Sea Captain Toast With Moby Man". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Look for Actual Dogs". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Moe - Pleased Alright, it took all night but I finally found two dogs behind the bar. I sprinkled 'em with salt, just like ya asked.
Moe - Annoyed Wait a minute...were youse in my liquor cabinet while I was gone?
Sea Captain - Drunk Yar, we needed to mark the moment between Moby and Man with the finest rum ye had.
Moe - Annoyed I guess it's okay. My "finest rum" is just turpentine gone bad.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moby Man's exclamation mark
Moby Man - Drunk So then I said "Airshot, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat".
Sea Captain - Drunk Har-tee-har-harr!
Airshot Hey guys, whatcha talking about?
Moby Man - Drunk You, as a matter of fact.
Airshot - Happy Probably about how I'm the best dressed Vindicator, of course.
Sea Captain - Drunk Harr! Yer fashion sense walked the plank a fortnight ago.
Airshot - Annoyed I'll have you know that fashion is my real superpower!
Moby Man - Drunk Not when it comes to wardrobe upgrades!
Moby Man - Drunk Lucky for you, I keep spare outfits in the trunk of my car. Save my stool! *runs out*
Airshot - Annoyed Ugh, why do I encourage him? Now we get a wrinkled trunk clothes fashion show.
Task: "Make Moby Man Try New Outfits". The job takes 4 hours.
If Sea Captain is owned: Task: "Make Sea Captain Judge Costumes". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Judge Costumes". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Judge Costumes". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Moe - Pleased I gotta say, these are all pretty great.
Sea Captain - Happy Aye, 'tis a treasure trove of fine garments.
Barney - Happy Whaddaya call this long overcoat?
Moby Man - Happy That's my Marianas trench coat.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20