| Loving is Half the Battle
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Tapped Out Quest Information
| Level:
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5
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| Update:
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Red Alert
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| Required characters:
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Joe
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| Optional characters:
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Stacy Lovell
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| Internal name(s):
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LovingIsHalfTheBattle
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| ID(s):
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252011 - 252014
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Loving is Half the Battle is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Red Alert content update. It requires Joe to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark
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Stacy? Is that you?
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Oh, uh...hi, Joe. What a lovely surprise. I'd love to catch up about our failed marriage, but my Tinder date's supposed to show up at any moment.
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Weird. MY Tinder date's supposed to be here too. Her name is Fiona.
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Ummmm...you wouldn't happen to be "Aaron", would you?
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You said in your profile you were twenty-six!
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You said in your profile you were a kung fu master!
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Task: "Make Joe Practice His Kung Fu Grip". The job takes 4 hours.
If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Delete Her Tinder Account Again". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Well now that we're both here, should we just have the date?
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Only if we keep pretending you own two beach houses, "one for each day of the weekend".
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark
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See, this isn't so bad. How 'bout we get back together?
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It would never work. We have different love languages: mine is acts of service, yours is words of affirmation.
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What do those phrases even mean? Can anyone actually explain "love languages" in a way that makes sense?
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Let me try. Love languages...is something for women to say to get guys to stop hitting on them.
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Makes sense.
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Task: "Make Joe Split Logs as an Act of Service". The job takes 4 hours.
If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Say Log Splitting Affirmation". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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I should write a book centered around a few vague general phrases that people can interpret however they want and apply to whatever failings they perceive in their relationships.
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I bet Gary Chapman has a beach house for each day of the weekend.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark
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So what's the latest with the Malibu Stacy dolls?
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I'm not really involved with that line anymore, but I'm working on a new doll: Northridge Stacy. She's a five-times divorced forty-something who's been priced out of Malibu.
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I can definitely see the possibilities. Like five different wedding gowns.
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Along with five different business suits for the alimony negotiations. And dolls of each of her seventy-five cats.
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Task: "Make Joe Pre-Order Northridge Stacy". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Remind Joe to Pick Up Cat Litter". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Maybe you can make a doll of Northridge Stacy's ex-husband who rekindles the romance with her.
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Ooooh, I like it! I can also make accessories like the studio apartment the ex-husband lives in with his four roommates.
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THREE roommates. And one of their mothers.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark
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Okay, fine, I get it. I have no chance with you.
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Actually, I wouldn't say that.
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You're finally remembering what you liked about me?
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No, my high school reunion's coming up, and I'm desperate to avoid the shame of going alone.
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So you're asking me to go with you?!
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Technically, I'm asking "Aaron".
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If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Reserve Two Rooms for Reunion Weekend". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Joe Memorize Fake Biography Stacy Wrote". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters or Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post and takes 4 hours.
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So far I'd call this reunion a success! Not one of my friends has suspected I'm single. Thanks, Aaron!
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No problem. I just wish I'd been told in advance I'd have to wear stilts.
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Shut up and have another stuffed mushroom.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "losing is half the battle."
