Treehouse of Horror XXVI/Quotes

Quotes

Season 27 Episode Quotes

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Sideshow Bob: Ah, Bart's father, Bart's dog.

Homer: Where's Bart?

Sideshow Bob: I don't know who you're talking about.

Sideshow Bob: Twenty-four years of trying to kill a 10-year-old child have finally paid off.

Lisa: Grampa, everyone in town thinks you are foolish.

Grampa Simp-san: Who is more foolish - the fool, or the fool who thinks the fool a fool?

Bart: What the hell does that mean, Grampa-san?

Grampa Simp-san: For centuries, our family has made a daily offering of a special donut to a slumbering underwater sea creature, so that he does not rise and destroy us all.

[Bart and Lisa laugh]

Bart: He is foolish!

Lisa: So foolish! [turns to Grampa] Doesn't mean you are not special.

Kang: Just 'cause it looks like season four doesn't make it season four!

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Every Man's Dream • 'Cue Detective • Puffless • Halloween of Horror • Treehouse of Horror XXVI • Friend with Benefit • Lisa with an "S" • 'Paths of Glory • Barthood • The Girl Code • Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles • Much Apu About Something • Love Is in the N₂-O₂-Ar-CO₂-Ne-He-CH₄ • Gal of Constant Sorrow • Lisa the Veterinarian • The Marge-ian Chronicles • The Burns Cage • How Lisa Got Her Marge Back • Fland Canyon • To Courier with Love • Simprovised • Orange Is the New Yellow