| Chairman of the Bored
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Chairman of the Bored is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer Games 2020 content update. It requires the Summer Games Chairman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark
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Maybe the world no longer has a place for a person whose existence revolves around people briefly caring about international sports every four years.
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I watched the games! You were the head guy, weren't you?
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean a lick around here.
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Well, it does to me. You might be the only person in Springfield that actually knows how to wear a suit.
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Instead of selling major cities on hosting expensive games, how 'bout selling house hunters on expensive property?!
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Hmm, are any of them international house hunters?
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| Task: "Make Summer Games Chairman Balk at His Real Estate Bus Bench Ad". The job takes place at Red Blazer Realty or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I just don't get the point of adding the cowboy hat to my photo.
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Trust me, cowboys sell houses.
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I thought you hired me for my eloquence and sophistication?
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I did! That's why in Waverly Hills I dropped off bottles of champagne with your face on them.
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That gets people to buy houses?
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Not necessarily. But if you do at least fifty gimmicks, one is bound to work!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark
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Real Estate is so boring. It's like a thousand emails back and forth about listings that are free to look at on Zillow.
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If you're so bored doing real estate, Mr. Summer Chairman, our youth hockey league could use some help organizing a tournament.
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Hockey? That's a winter sport. I deal exclusively in summer sports.
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Winter? Summer? Isn't organizing just organizing?
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Ha! Organizing a sporting event is a sacred art. There are rules! Arbitrary rules!
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Ignore the rules. We need your expertise!
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Man, you'd think people would take it easy with all the sports right now.
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But I'll do it, if you let me coach.
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Okay, great! Chief Wiggum, you're fired.
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Is it because I made Ralph the starting goalie?
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I'm the Great Zamboni.
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| Task: "Make Summer Games Chairman Coach Lisa's Youth Hockey League". The job takes place at the Practice Rink, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 6 hours.
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Here you go, kid. Just cover these expenses and then we can get started on scheduling the tournament.
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We're just kids. The only money we have are checks from our grandparents, which we don't know how to cash because checks are old-fashioned.
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No money? But-but, this is sports!! Can't you just charge the city a random fee or something?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Mr. Summer Chairman, I know your background is in the money-laundering bribe machine that is international sports, but youth sports isn't about money.
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Youth sports are about giving young people an opportunity to learn how to trust one another and play together as a team.
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That's not what it's about! It's a way for parents to get rid of their kids for a few hours so they can eat all the good food out of the fridge and leave us with the scraps!
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I think that's just Dad, but yeah.
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Look, Mr. Summer Chairman, if hockey isn't your thing, there are lots of other youth sports in Springfield you could help organize.
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Hmm, all of Springfield's sports...
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| Task: "Make Summer Games Chairman Examine Sports Equipment". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark
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The basketball hoops are square, the volleyball court's upside down, and the track spells out the name "Mr. Burns".
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The "S" is a dollar sign.
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And look at these footballs. They're all deflated. Who's your equipment manager? Tom Brady?
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No, his name is Groundskeeper Willie. But I wouldn't mess with him. He has a shotgun mounted to his tractor.
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This is a mockery! How are people supposed to play sports without the proper equipment?
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Summon every Springfielder you can find!
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What are you going to do?
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What I do best, child. What I do best...
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| Task: "Make Summer Games Chairman Chair a Meeting". The job takes 8 hours.
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Ugh, a meeting about basketball hoops needing to be round...this is so boring.
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He does look really happy.
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Sports do weird things to adults.
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Wanna learn another TikTok dance?
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Okay, but I get to choose!
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*dancing* This one I'm calling the "Van Houten Shuffle". Let me teach you!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Summer Games Chairman's exclamation mark
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Thank you for helping, Lisa, but I'm afraid Springfielders don't really care about quality sports facilities and equipment.
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I'm sorry, but I'm sure there must be some place in Springfield where you'd fit in.
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I guess I could go back to being a real estate agent.
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Hey, top seller!
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I sold something?!
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Your ad with the cowboy hat is working wonders! I've sold twenty houses just because I put the cowboy version of you on the listings!
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Twenty houses?!
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Now all you have to do is change out of your fancy suit and put on this cowboy hat!
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Yee-haw!
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| Task: "Make Summer Games Chairman Win Gold in the Real Estate Game". The job takes place at Red Blazer Realty or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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