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Be Original, Dummy!
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Be Original, Dummy! is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires Hibbert's Father to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Hey, Dad. I came to visit you. How’s the Retirement Castle treating you?
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How do you think, you big dummy? I hate it. It’s depressing, the food is bad, and I don’t know if you know this, but old people smell weird.
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Oh, you don’t say. I never noticed.
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Of course you don’t. Cuz you’re a dang fool. You were born a fool, and you’re gonna die a fool. And you’re just gonna fool it up all the days in between.
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| Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Clench His Teeth And Be Nice to His Dad". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
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Dad, I’m a well-respected doctor. The best one in town.
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The town of Springfield. That’s like being the smartest guy at an ATV dealership. You still a dummy!
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Alright I’ve had enough! You need to drop this whole “dummy” thing!
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What “dummy” thing, dummy?
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You saw one episode of Sanford and Son forty years ago, and you’ve been doing this angry old man bit ever since. You’re a total rip off of Redd Foxx!
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Redd who?
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Redd Foxx! One of the biggest Black comedians of all time!
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Never heard of him.
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If you don’t think that you’re ripping him off, then you’re the dummy. Goodbye, Dad!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
If Lucius Sweet is owned: After tapping on Lucius Sweet's exclamation mark
If Lucius Sweet is not owned: After completing Pt. 1
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Mr. Hibbert Sr. What brings you to the gym, old friend?
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Hey, Lucius. I just wanted to ask you a question. Do you think I’m a derivative rip-off of Redd Foxx?
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What? Heavens, no! That’s an absurdity of the grandest scale! You’re as original a character as myself, or Drederick, here.
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Yes. Super original.
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Hmmm.
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| Task: "Make Hibbert’s Father Realize Something He Never Noticed Before". The job takes place at Lugash's Gym, All Night Gym, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wait a minute. You two are rip-off’s also. Just like me!
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I am completely unsure to what you are referring to.
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Your baseless accusation is as big and crazy as my very original hair style.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Hibbert's Father's exclamation mark
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I can’t believe… Could it be? Have I been the… the big dummy… this whole time?
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Excuse me, sir. Are you okay? You seem to be having a senior moment of some sort, talking incoherently, with the hoyvik and the glayvin, and the surplus of ellipseeees.
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I’m sorry. I’m just coming to terms with the idea that I’m not an original character. And my friends weren’t either.
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Good glayviiiiiinnn, what a startling realization. With the dawning, and the reckoning, and the eyes going wiiiiide.
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*Eyes go wide with dawning recognition*
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| Task: "Make Hibbert’s Father Remember Who Frink Reminds Him Of". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Oh God. You’re one of them too! Your whole look and vocal ticks! It’s just a total rip-off of that nerd in the old movie. What was it called? The Legume-like Professor? The Nutty Adjunct?
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Please! Stop guessing! I can’t afford to get sued.
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Unoriginal characters! They’re all over this town! Wolfcastle is the Exterminator! Mayor Quimby is a Kennedy! Homer Simpson used to sound like Walter Matthau!
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What are you talking about?
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Take off those glasses and talk different, you! C’mere!
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Police! Police!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
If Professor Frink is owned: After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark
If Professor Frink is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
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Oh thank Glayvin you’ve arrived, officers. This man is accosting me. Accusing me of being some sort of imposter.
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He is! The whole town’s full of them. They’re just lazy rip-offs!
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Rip-off’s, eh? Sounds like this fella’s off his rocker, see.
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You’re supposed to be Edward G. Robinson! The gangster from the movies.
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But I’m not a gangster, pal. I’m a copper. N’yeaahh!
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Ahhhhhhh!!!!
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| Task: "Make Wiggum Help the Cops Calm Down Hibbert's Father". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Whew. Thank you for calming me down, officer. I don’t know what went through me. That dang fool son of mine put a crazy idea in my head. The big dummy!
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Happy to help, sir. Now, while you’re calming down, I’m going to finish my crossword puzzle. Hey Lou, I need two more words. Cellist BLANK-Yo Ma, and Entourage star BLANK Grenier.
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Uh, Yo, and Adrian.
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Can you say that again, Lou? I couldn’t hear you!
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YO ADRIAN!
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AHHHHH!!! The black cop talks like Sylvester Stallone for some reason! I’m losing my mind, ahahahahaha!!!!
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He knows too much.
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Get the stun gun, Lou.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Thank you so much for bringing my father home, officers. I’ll take good care of him.
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Make sure you do. We can’t have him running up and down the street accusing people of being unoriginal. He’s not a licensed TV critic, after all.
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You’re right. Come on in, Dad. Let’s make you some hot cocoa and go to bed.
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| Task: "Make A Shaken Hibbert's Father Come In". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
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I’m sorry, I was so mad about you calling me a big dummy, that I lashed out and got you all confused. You’re no rip-off. You’re my dad and I love you.
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I love you too, son. Y’know, I may not be sure if I’m some rip-off or not, but one thing's clear. You’re a one-of-a-kind original.
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Uh, yes. One hundred percent. I’m not based on anyone disturbing at all. *chuckles*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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