Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, sitting that close to the TV can't be good for you.
- Homer: Talking while the TV's on can't be good for you.
- Marge: Come on, Bart. While your dad gets his glasses, we'll go shop for your trip.
- Bart: [moans] I hate shopping. Just get me a deck of cards, and I'll win whatever I need from the other kids.
- Marge: But you need to try things on! Every brand has a different idea of "Husky."
- Bart: I'm in tantrum position. T-minus five... four... three... remembering dead cat for real tears, and...
- Marge: Fine, you win. I'll do your shopping for you.
- Bart: Tantrum averted. But now I can't forget the cat. [sniffles]
- Optometrist: That pair is popular with celebrities like Val Kilmer...
- Homer: Oo, my favorite Door.
- Optometrist: And Yoko Ono...
- Homer: Ew. She ruined the Plastic Ono Band.
- Lisa: Oh, he'll never dance with her. She'll have to settle for some Mexican Milhouse.
- Eduardo: I demand to know your name.
- Lisabella: My name is... Lisabella.
- Lisa: [gasps] That's my name with bella on the end of it. Ask her, oh God, please ask her to dance.
- Eduardo: I shall dance with her. [grunts]
- Mexican Milhouse: Que malo! Once again, I must sugar my own churro.
- Marge: I remember Little Vicki Valentine! Her perky smile and dancing brought America right out of the depression.
- Lisa: Well, I think World War II helped a little, Mom.
- Marge: Don't smart mouth, Lisa.
- Marge: Hi, Little Vicki.
- Vicki Valentine: [laughs] Oh, that was such a long time ago. I'm just plain Vicki now.
- Marge: All right. I'd like to sign my daughter up for lessons, Vicki.
- Vicki Valentine: [correcting] Little Vicki.
- Marge: But you just said that...
- Bart: Wait a minute. Everybody thinks we're at camp this week. We can stay wherever we want.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, like the Four Seasons. Each room has its own safe!
- Ralph Wiggum: Teacher, my shoes are making noise.
- Vicki Valentine: You must be Ralph.
- Ralph: My daddy shoots people!
- Mall manager: Look at this place. How could this happen? Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands, cheese packages poked and repoked...
- Chief Wiggum: Every sign points to one obvious culprit... A giant rat. You'll have to shut down the mall.
- Mall manager: On Presidents' Day weekend? Are you crazy?
- Chief Wiggum: Crazy with concern for the public, yes. Now shut this place down before the old folks come in for their morning walk.
- Lisa: What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?
- Vicki Valentine: Well, you're falling a lot... Maybe you should work on that.
- Homer: Hey, we got a postcard from Bart. "Dear Mom and Homer. I'm having fun." Aw, sounds like he's having fun.
- Marge: Why does it have a picture of Vitamin Barn?
- Homer: Didn't you ever go to camp? The ol' Vitamin Barn...
- Chief Wiggum: Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?
- Lou: Uh, I dunno, Chief. It's a million to one.
- Chief Wiggum: I like those odds. [gets hit by anvil, pained sounds] My mistake was grabbing the cheese.
- Vicki Valentine: Self-tapping shoes?! I'm ever so pissed!
- Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary and glayvin! These shoes are in the "Off" position.
- Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
- Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe in...
- Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the "On" position. See? "On."
- Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
- Homer: Oh. Ohhhhh. Well, now that I look even closer...
- Lisa: Forget it, Dad.
