| The Three Compadres
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Three Compadres is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Bandit Fort to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark or after building the Bandit Fort
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What a lovely fort! It will be a pleasure to pretend we're real-life Western outlaws in here!
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Who are you, ese?
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Allow me to introduce my friends. This young gunslinger is The Asthma Kid.
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Hi! I look forward to rolling dice with you fine gentlemen!
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You may call me the Game Master. I think I've earned it.
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And I am El Serpiente, bold, brazen outlaw leader!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Martin Make Introductions". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
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El Serpiente, the men are hungry for action. What will our first job be?
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I was thinking we might role play a daring train robbery scenario!
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I believe I have some tables detailing the hit points of various in-game locomotives. Let me find those...
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Desperados! You heard the man! Grab your dice and your character sheets!
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Dice, Serpiente?
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Task: "Make Martin Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Play Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database GM Sheriffs and Shootouts". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 8 hours.
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Behind a secret door in the coal car, you find a treasure horde filled with piñatas!
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Piñatas? That's all we get?
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We've also gained valuable experience points. Soon you'll be a second-level bandito, my good man.
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
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So... when do we rob the actual train?
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But we've already done it! Bards will sing of our deeds for years to come! Huzzah!
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I get that you want to carefully plan our capers, El Serpiente, but there are real-world trains that need robbing.
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...real world?...
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Uhhh... of course! We will rob a real world train posthaste! Just let me and my compatriots reconnoiter the crime scene for a tad. Won't be a moment!
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Well, hurry up. Idle bandits are not happy bandits.
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Task: "Make Martin Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
If Database is owned: Task: "Make Database Reconnoiter". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 12 hours.
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What have we gotten into? These are real bandits!
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And they're dishonest gamesmen! One of them claimed to have rolled a natural 20, when clearly it was a 10.
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What kind of animal would lie about a die roll?
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We'll talk to Principal Skinner. He'll know what to do!
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Real bandits, you say?
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Yes, Principal Skinner. We need to lead an offensive before they attack the town!
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They have guns and a willingness to use them. But we have our strengths as well. My unmatched cowardice, for one.
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I'm largely made of wood at this point. Legs, arms, neck... It's almost impossible to find flesh on me to shoot.
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I have a plan to infiltrate the enemy camp. My tactical genius is at your service.
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Quick everyone, to the theatrical supplies cupboard!
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Task: "Make Martin Lead the Assault". The job takes place at the Bandit Fort and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Vigilantes Assault the Bandit Fort" (x3). The jobs take place at the Bandit Fort and take 4 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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Hey, look! Somebody left us a big wooden sombrero as a gift. Let's drag it into the fort!
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Good idea. Then let's get drunk and fall asleep next to it.
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There's nothing like passing out next to a huge wooden gift. Especially when you have no idea what -- or who -- might be inside it.
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| After finishing the tasks
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Surrender, evil-doers! We have you surrounded!
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It's El Serpiente!
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That backstabbing varmint has stabbed us backstabbing varmints in the back!
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Lay down your weapons, or I'll let Willie here loose on the lot of you.
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You mean the Scottish maniac who has a rake instead of a gun?
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Trust me, he knows how to use that rake. Oh yes, he does...
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| Quest Reward: 200 and 20
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Characters that can do the "Assault the Bandit Fort" task are:
